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Dude. I dreamed of the Justin-goat from Beth's (now retired?) icon last night. Woa.

Songs in the key of "Ew!"

Raping Animals In Action!!!!!

Not a subject line I want to see right after lunch.

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What I should be doing: Work. Blah.

What I'm doing: Updating website. Reading TWoP's 7th Heaven recaps, which are highly entertaining, but also confusing, since I'm about four or five seasons behind. On my TV, Simon is still just an annoying git. In America, according to the TWoP Forums, he's a homoerotic non-git. I can't wait. (Sadly, I'm serious. Because yes, i am that desperate for slashiness.)

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There's a great deal of crack here.
(Terry Wogan; Never Mind the Buzzcocks)

Mary delivers a quick PSA when she informs us that you can't get pregnant from kissing. Lucy indicates that she doesn't know how one *does* get pregnant. Um, she's thirteen, right? Ignorance like that is just scary. '7th Heaven' isn't about to help out by providing any answers, though. Mary just tells Lucy to "stop at the kissing part" so she won't have to worry. Hey, *such* a good idea to keep young girls completely ignorant about sex. That will ensure that they never have it. And I'll bet if you restrict young people's access to birth control, they simply won't have sex either, right? ["And Lucy's old enough to have had these things explained to her as part of SuperMom's pregnancy with Ruthie -- why didn't they just tell her the facts then? Oh, what am I saying. The CamRents probably don't even know themselves." -- Sars]
(Cate, Sars; 7th Heaven recap at Television Without Pity)

Man, reading this over, I just succeeded in boring myself even more than I was to begin with. Congratulations - I'm the newest over-the-counter sleep aid available!
(Dine; LJ)

RevCam tries out his magical counseling powers on the father of Renee's baby, who is doing the messy job of fixing a motorcycle, yet doesn't have even a smudge of dirt on him. Hmm -- that's not a bad metaphor for the way they treat serious topics on this show, actually.
(Cate; 7th Heaven recap at Television Without Pity)

Ugh. Pro Basketball. I've had bowel movements more interesting.
(Kat; LJ comment)

When it comes to Simon, I always err on the side of gay.
(Prince_Bacchus; TWoP 7th Heaven forums)

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