
Sigh.
I have stuff I could say here, but I really just wanna crawl into a corner and die right now.
Stupid hormones. Stupid femininity. Stupid nature. Stupid PMS.
(Edit: I repeat: Lance is a sexy bitch! Look at those motherfucking hips! Picture by liz_w. Thanks, chica.)
Also, Chris and Justin? So in love! Want to go home and watch that thingie again that Silvia sent me yesterday, where they're aloof and looking at each other and looking away and I'm sorry, you were expecting coherence?
Um. *eyes PhotoShop* I'm going to be slaughtered for this.
Still in a pissy mood. But at least I'm now amused and incoherent.
I tend to do these things one author at a time. Be patient, grasshoppers, and your time will come. :) Today's featured author is Lucy! Who already has a few recs up at my page.
"Okay," Joey said, setting a bottle of beer down in front of Chris. He put the other on the table in front of his own seat and sat down backwards in the chair.Chris had been picking through a pile of empty peanut shells, looking for any elusive nuts that he might have missed. "Okay what?" he asked, distracted.
"Okay you and me. I've decided, I'm giving you a shot. _One_ shot to rock my world," Joey said, holding up a single finger. "Tonight's the night. Let's go."
"My turn?" Joey asked, rubbing his hands over Chris' biceps. "Cool. I hate Chris.""Me?" Chris squeaked, and turned around. "Why me?"
"I don't happen to agree with C," Joey shrugged. "You're not too annoying to hate. You're just annoying _enough_. "
"I was thinking," Justin continued. "Maybe you and me and JC - "Chris died.
"Chris?" Justin asked. "Chris?"
Joey looked over. He poked Lance. "Chris is dead, again."
Lance looked over. "Justin, did you kill Chris?"
Justin looked at Chris. "I didn't mean to. What should I do?"
Also. In puppyshelter,
dacey said:
Then someone in the audience yells something and Justin points at her and says, "Hey, don't judge a book by its cover." Dina asks what that means, and Justin gets instantly embarrassed and looks like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar because he just knows he shouldn't have reacted or said anything back to a fan (and certainly not an audience member) but he stammers out, "Well she w...was...talkin' bout my man's dreads."qsdjfhqsjdflhqskjfdh!!!!!!
MY BRAIN IS EATING ITSELF FROM THE SQUEE!
This surprises who? :)