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Hee! Hey Zarya, look who's being mentioned in Alas!

Why, yes, I am insane!

"Waiter, there's an irishman in my newspaper!"
"No better way to start the day than by looking at Bono, wouldn't you say, ma'am?"
"Damn right, man. You deserve a big tip."

Back into the daily grind, bla de bla de bla. IT person is still on holiday, which means I'll have to fidget with DVD-drive myself until Thursday. Wah! Was also supposed to get Sims from grandparents this weekend, but Grandmother misplaced present. Sigh. Sad, really. They're ninety, and they've always been vital and independent, but the last year, year and a half, ... Sigh.

Must. Ingest. More. Coffee!

Shall be scanning in some baby pictures of self during lunch break. A number of you may have seen those before, though.

evilbliss is back, wheeee!

Um. Looking at site stats again, and dude. Femgeeks is slowly but steadily pushing for 4,000 hits a day! Scuse me while I boggle. Monthly average from September till now is about 40,000. And um. This month's barely halfway, and we're already pushing 45,000. Holy. Fucking. Shite!

Hm, let's see ... Least Expected is, as expected (heh), responsible for the majority of these hits, 64.7% to be exact. Trusty Calculator says that's 29,115 hits in 14 days, averaging over 2,000 hits per day! Go Amy!
Newcomer on two, the RSA, which is odd since I didn't think Beth'd finished moving in yet. (Beth? Any comments?) With 2.8%, they got 1,260 hits this month, putting them at 90 hits a day. Still not bad, yo.
Sandy is right behind with 2..5%, earning her 1,125 hits in total, or 80 a day!

Let's hit the referrals, shall we? Let's see, 2,388 visitors (170/day) have come here from the Tolkien_slash yahoogroup page, 467 came from LE's former location, and 265 came from the RSA's former location. (That would explain the high hit count for the RSA. Beth, does that mean I can put it on the main page?)

Keywords! Still at number one, "yes", with 372 visitors. I just want to say WTF? WTFuckingF?
Loads of keywords pertaining to Least Expected.
Er, on positions five through eight: "2", "7", "5", and "8". There's a number of other number searches. Whaaaaaat? Why? Where? When? Who?
Twenty-four people have searched for "femgeeks". The URL isn't that difficult to remember, people. ^_^
Fifteen people looking for "metslash". :)

Interesting. My own site pales in comparison, but that's okay. I'm so happy femgeeks is doing well! Wheeee! My own little Arc of Slashers. :D Also, someone linked to me from here and I don't know if I want to venture into the German to find it. Did anyone on my friends list do this, by any chance?

I seriously need to work on my site. Meh.

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Aaah, food. hey, I actually bought real potatoes, peeled, cooked and mashed them today! First time in, um. My life. Shaddup. I'm coming out of a nearly two year long period of not really 'taters at all, so there. 's Not just that I'm lazy. Really.

Anyway.

( Baby pictures! )

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Bwahahahaha!