Girlfriend Countdown: 8 days

Because they're in love! Sniff. My boys.
I think i'm ovulating. Not sure if it's natural or induced by the Timbertrick love, but I'm blah nonetheless. And if my calculations are correct, that means I'll be on my period when I leave for Wisconsin. First few days, as well. Oh, great. Bleeding on the plane. Pain and general ickyness. Don't we all love being girls?
Dude, I'm hetting my coworkers. This is just wrong. Stop that, brain!
I'm ready for this week to be over, now. Grar. C'me on, self, four more days, and that's including this one. You can do it! You can finish off all these little tiny things and leave the office behind for oooh, three weeks! And two days. Yeah.
Also, this is way too amusing.
Also, nearly got run over by a car while crossing on a zebra crossing, at a green light. Bloke turns round the corner, doesn't notice me until the lsat possible minute. I, obviously not having seen him coming, since he turned around the fucking corner, jump back to avoid becoming mashed Melle.
Bloke: *glares at me, making "can't you watch where you're going?" gesture with hands*
Me: *points at green light, stares bloke down with pointed "get the point?" look, continues briskly on way*
Heee. Man, that was fun!
I don't get this current trend
Colour me confused
Would just like to say
Chris and Justin are in wuv
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