(Bloke on misc.writing is getting on my nerves. Being named (?) "Wayne" and using "The Real Marlboro Man" as posting handle doesn't help.)
Get "On the Line" with Joey and Lance in OutSmart. Find out if our new "Celebrity" contestants are really in "sync" with each other.
Bill Gates is all about the JoLa! =D
You were amusing for a while. Now I'm thinking maybe you are a Turing machine.
(Still the FCA-L pseudo-troll. He's not a real troll, Amy. Real trolls do it on purpose. :)
(Edit: There's a glitch I'm trying to work out,no submissions for a while, please? ^_^)
I won't give you 30 birthday pinches (though you could use them to grown, grin), but here's your smooches.
*smooch*
*smooch*
*smooch*
Bitches.
JC loves Lance. It isn't the brotherly love he feels for Justin and Joey, or the huge crush he used to have on Chris. This is deeper, more real. This is love.He's pretty sure Lance loves him back. Every time he says "I love you," Lance says "I love you too." But Lance is never the one saying "I love you."
Sometimes JC feels as if he's just another point on Lance's To Do list, as if as if loving him is just another bill to be paid.
Note #1: JC/LANCE? WTF? Yeah, I don't know, either. I blame finances. Bitches.
Note #2: This was a one-off. Expect no more. But if you should want to run with this, please do.
Note #3: I am an evil little monkey on bad monkey crack. Also, I'm mean to JC. And to Lance. I know. Shut up. I'm not sorry; At all. :p