Sexy Sanctuary

Why did I waste a good cookie on Dubya? Maybe it's reflexive. I don't know, all I know is I now have to clean the television screen.
(Tri; AIM)

*sits on Melle's lap* Why do I have the urge to go "Hellooooooo, nurse!"?
(Tri; AIM)

There's only three of us in today. Me, Ch and R. The others are all on 'field trips'. Wahey! That means I can slack off a bit; call idiot people about wrong bills, check finances, maybe work on another newsletter, and um ... write some fluff? Yay!

Got spam?

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Reply-To: christine@trafficmagnet.net
To: <me>@femgeeks.net
Subject: WWW.FEMGEEKS.NET
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 14:34:53 +0800

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<snip whole lot of annoying images>

From: "Sofie 'Melle' Werkers" <femgeek@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: minerva@femgeeks.net
To: femgeek@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: WWW.FEMGEEKS.NET
Date: Wed, 28 Mar 2001 10:53:47 +0200

Hi,

I'm not listed on search engines because I don't want to be listed on 
search engines.

Do you really think spam *works*? It doesn't, all you're doing is 
annoying people who could possibly be customers if you'd draw their
attention any other way.

And how did you get my email adress anyway?

Just go away and leave me alone.

Sofie

Yeah. Talking back to the spammers. What joy. I normally don't, but this one had my pop addy, and I want to know how. Fucker.

(no subject)

Have just had phone conversation that started out in English, then went to French and ended in Dutch.

Freakish.

(no subject)

Look what I found in an old issue of Kerrang!: Eminem!

(no subject)

Have just uploaded three new LJ pics. Why will it not accept more than one? I'll store them myself. Bitch. Blah.

(no subject)

44% ... Talking to Steve. He approves of The Plan.

I must be HitMan. I wabt Larry, or at least his shirt!!
(Steve; MSM)

Success!

I have Netscape. I can access my mail like a normal human being. No more fucking hotmail! And now to see if I can get news ... *pause* Woo! I can. Now, to go reconstruct my AIM buddy list. [Thank the fucking gods -- cause gods fuck like rabbits, dontchaknow -- that my profile and away msgs are still intact.]

(no subject)

- Ain't [Larry] adorable?
- No. *slaps her LarryMuse and sends him over to Steve* You have him.
- Hey, don't slap my hartboiii. Bitch.
- Eh. He likes it.
- He does not! He likes fondling, not slapping. *fondles LarryMuse* Hehehe.
(Me, Steve; MSM)

(no subject)

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Is this not the most adorable picture ever?

T-Shirts!

OKay, two possible designs:

or

[Note that this is a babydoll design, since I'm buying a bd and not a normal t-shirt.]
[Ed 20:34 -- Also, that would be the back. Obviously.]

It's 19:54 ...

And I'm at work, and I'm working, and I'm not in the least bothered by this. I've spent all day slascking, now I'm gonna finish this so I can keep on my self-imposed schedule.

(no subject)

This is the scariest brit pic I've ever seen.