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So. My mother was reading an IKEA catalog thingie, and she saw these case-thingies that might be something for over the washing mashine and dryer. So she showed my dad this picture: and asked my dad what he thought. He said "Yeah, so it's a gay couple. And?"

After nearly choking on my chocolate, I proceeded to steal the catalogue and discovered that he was wrong. It's not a gay couple. It's a gay threesome:

And even better, it's a geeky gay threesome:

Randomness

1. On It's only tv, but I like it, Phil Jupetus said "Evil Twin!" rather a lot, some guy from Big Brother was laddish and randomly slashy, and Jonathan acted all Irish. I wuv you, BBC.
2. Fucking Ang fucking Lee stole our fucking oscar. Evil. He was nominated for Best PIcture, why does he also get to be nominated for Best Foreign Language picture? Fucker.
3. I seem to be in a very 'I hate people' mood. I guess this is the result of a weekend with my family. Sigh.
4. I'm really very annoyed with my mother. She seems to have developed this paranoia about me losing my knowledge of Dutch. Okay, it's not entirely unfounded, but fuck it, my speech pattern has been riddled with English, French, German, Italian, Spanish and every fucking language I fucking know even one word in. That's just the way I talk, the way i've talked since like forever. But suddenly, I have to watch my every fucking word around her, because the slightest slip into French or [fake] German or whatnot earns me a "Speak your native tongue!" Thank you, Mother.
5. The office is going to acquire a digicam. Wahey! More resources to abuse.
6. I like the word 'random'. I really do.

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Weee! I love this CD. :D [It was free. Got it from this place where me, TBL and R. went to check out the desks we'll be buying. Double wee!]

1. Tutti frutti(Little Richard)
2. I can help (Jimmy Swan)
3. Mr tambourine man (The Byrds)
4. Brown eyed girl (Van Morrison)
5. Hold the line (Toto)
6. Black magic woman (Santana)
7. Albatross(Fleetwood mac)
8. More than a feeling (Boston)
   [And then a whole bunch of classical and jazz stuff.]

It's the ultimate feel-good CD!

Oi!

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