This is, like, so fucking funny it should be outlawed. Watch as Chris goes completely bonkers.
Justin looked up, dropping his tube of mud mask back in his duffle bag. "You *lust* after me? You like, want me and stuff? But. . .I mean, Chris, you are *straight* and stuff. How could you want me?""Umm.. I didn't.. did I say that?"
Chris's eyes darted around the room, looking for a top secret escape hatch. //Secret Aaaaagent Man!... Ack! Shhh! Pay attention.//