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Robin Hood double length finale intant reactions — spoilers behind the cut. Warning: Incoherent rambling ahead.
Oh Much. He tries so hard, and then things go wrong and they end up besieged in a barn. Poor boy. *pats him*
… Why is Djaq touching the pig? That’s not halal! Or is it okay to touch as long as she doesn’t eat it?
Oh, Marian, you’re such a bad actress.
“Are we going to kill them?” “YEAAAAH!” “Are we going to like it?” YEAAAAAH!” This is possibly the greatest chant ever. LOVE!
“Your boy is ready?” The Sheriff is so on to Guy and Allan. Hee. (Also, whee, Allan + Guy + no one else in the carriage = PORN!)
“I’m just the whipping boy round here — the packing boy.” Yeah, that wasn’t the kind of thing you want to be saying about yourself on this show, Allan dear. (Also? Farting analogy FTW!)
Muuuuch! Don’t be an idiot! D:
OH YES MARIAN GETS TO PUNCH SOMEONE AGAIN! *hearts violently* LOVE!
Aaand Guy’s bellowing for Allan again. :D
Oh, Marian. Your ninjing skills fail you again. :(
“She’s good, but I’m better.” Yeah, hi, that’s not begging to be ripped out of context at all, no sir. And that whole scene just makes me wibble like whoa. Marian! Allan! Guy! D:
Oh Christ on assorterd pastry, Guy, could you put a little more subtext in the “your loyalty will be rewarded” talk? Because I think there might be some people from undiscovered tibes in the rainforests that didn’t catch it. Possibly. *implodes from UST*
Dear Jonas Armstrong: please learn to shout, or sound like you’re shouting, without warping your voice like that? Because my vocal cords are aching just from hearing you do that. :(
Ah, so that’s how they’re setting up the Trust-or-Dare-without-the-Dare-part thing. What? Like they’d not have had them just play Truth-or-Dare if they’d not been able to find an alternative? Craps table, people!
Man, Guy really cannae miss Allan for a moment, can he? Hee.
Blah blah blah declarations of love. Meaning no offense to the shippers, but: whatever. MOVING ON!
“Can I trust you?” Oh boy. *wibbles* Dammit, Sheriff, stop interfering with my OT3!
Awww, John does love Much! :D
Poor John. :( Someone hug him please? Please? And Much! Much needs a hug too! And Robin needs a fucking punch, and to treat Much right. But at least there was a follow-up on the bad treatment of Much — way to go, BBC!
… Okay, sleeping!Guy is oddly adorable, and wow, are his dreams telling. o_O I … someone remind me the Beeb isn’t actually going to make Guy/Allan canon? Because I’m starting to think they might. Aaand then Guy’s heart gets broken and the Sheriff takes the opportunity to puts the moves on him. Poor Guy.
Oh, Allan. (I’ve a feeling I’m going to be doing that a lot tonight. Just to warn you, and all.)
Marian, what are you playing at?
Aw, stop teasing Allan, people! He gave up promises of sexings for you! (Oh, that’s what Marian’s playing at — she’s realised there’s an opening (ehehehe) for sexings and she’s taking it. Smart girl.)
I love how the Sarascens are so preoccupied with groping Allan/Will/Djaq/John that they don’t even see Much and Robin even though they’re blatantly right there. Guardly incompetence transcends borders, it seems.
Aw, Djaq introducing Will to the family. So cute.
Yay, it’s Carter! Carter is bringing sexy back! And sexy is, appartently, King of England. Richard the Lionheart is fucking hot.
DAMMIT GUY I know you’re all messed up and missing Allan but stop being an idiot and KILL THE BASTARD ALREADY goddammit. :( “But you chose me.” Ew. “I will take her by force.” DOUBLE EW! This had better be a ruse, Guy of Gisbourne, or there’s going to be WORDS!
Blah blah blah plotcakes. Stuff happens, Robin and the gang get accused of treachery and tied to stakes in the desert. Heh, looks like the Sheriff got his wish of Robin-of-a-stick after all.
Man, who needs water with all that sap around?
Hey, Allan’s got his tag back!
Oh, Much. *hugs him*
“Now, I’m not revolting.” Oh, I’m sure the gang beg to differ.
Aaand more sap. Blech. (I may be a closet romantic, but even I have my limits. Shaddup.)
And then Carter comes to the rescue, gets loved on by Much, and also very confused. Hee. Clearly a natural blonde, then.
OMG THEY MENTIONED BONCHURCH YAYE! This is clearly the episode the BBC redeems itself and actually refers back to things that’ve gone ignore for more than a season. \o/
Oh, Guy. D:
… They can’t actually seriously be killing Marian, can they? o_O Holy fuck, they did. Wow. I mean, wow. I was not expecting it to be her dying. Wow.
Aaand that’s it, pretty much. I’m somewhat disappointed that Allan’s return to the gang was pretty much fast-forwarded through / glossed over, and I can only hope there’s an Allan/Guy confrontation next season (pretty please, BBC?), but they mentioned Bonchurch, and Much got to tell Robin off, which is good. Still, next season’s gonna be weird, without Will or Djaq or Marian. :(
I’m going to skim other people’s reactions and then hit the bath and bed, now.
Crossposted from Sleepless in Scotland. Comment here or there.
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WTF MARIAN IS DEAD?
Also, MELLE! Richard is gay. GAY GAY GAY. Canonically gay. Gay as the day is long gay. GAY.
Enjoy. ;)
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Fortunately, there are many other people who are upset about Marian's death and the way Djaq was treated and who are saying it and showing it now but reading the episode reactions on the night, several people did have quite misogynistic reactions at the time.
Personally I plan to operate on the theory that the entire last half of the episode was a fevered hallucination.
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Ours, or one of the characters's? Because well, I personally cannae gurantee my brain worked after the massage scene, so I may well have hallucinated everything after that ...
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*raises hand* Was I the only one who noticed the amount of fluffy-comfy pelts hanging up in there that were just SCREAMING 'Guy n' Allan have SO done it in the back of Vaysey's carriage! EAP! :-D'
Yeah, that wasn’t the kind of thing you want to be saying about yourself on this show, Allan dear. (Also? Farting analogy FTW!)
Y'know that gratuitous h/c bunny I had agggggggggges ago and Davina's whip being left to her next of kin came into it. I think the BBC just giftwrapped said bunny for Xmas and pre-watershed audiences. *eg*
Aaand Guy’s bellowing for Allan again. :D
It's Guy's three-little-words of Great Subliminal Luff n' Meaning: "WHERE ARE YER!!" ♥ He manages to say 'em in such a way he might as well skip round the castle flailing "AH-LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHN! Holdy hands? Hug? CUDDLE MEEEEEEEEE!"
… Okay, sleeping!Guy is oddly adorable,
Having rewatched George Gently for the n-millionth time tonight I can safely say that's ALL Teh Armitage and not a Guy Thing. His range is: sexy as hell -> sexy -> oh god GIMME -> BUH'AWWWWWW! and 'oh god, that's inappropriately adorable!! EEEEEEEE!'. Really. When you've seen him chained up and about to get his nose blowtorched off and all you can think of is 'BUH'AWWWWWW! *happy sigh; overwhelming urge to pinchy cheek and hair ruffle*' You know he's eroded all of your defences to the point he could play Leatherface, and the only fear you'd feel is in knowing there's a limit to how many chupa chups he could be fed before he'd explode.
and wow, are his dreams telling. o_O
Oh. Hell. Yes. (Marian starts him off; Allan gets him going and Vaysey... Puts him right off his stroke. X_X)
I … someone remind me the Beeb isn’t actually going to make Guy/Allan canon? Because I’m starting to think they might.
It's as good as. 8-D
Guardly incompetence transcends borders, it seems.
Hey! At least they could find Allan n' Will's arses with BOTH HANDS! That's more than the castle guards ever tried to grab hold of.
This had better be a ruse, Guy of Gisbourne, or there’s going to be WORDS!
I subscribe to the theory that Vaysey had 7 months of pinning Guy's eyelids open and making him listen to enough Beethoven to brainwash him completely that Allan doesn't adore him. He'd be expecting V to go for the Marian angle, but Allan a-Snugglecakes? No. Hence he just repeated whatever twisted weirdness came out of V's mouth like he'd thought of it himself... See Marian and Robin for further details. Robin n' Vaysey: Proudly using the same approach to Stockholm Syndrome since 1193.
Hey, Allan’s got his tag back!
StillwearingGuy'strewsthough!! *KOFF*
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And by "carriage" you mean "pimpmobile", y/n? :D
Y'know that gratuitous h/c bunny I had agggggggggges ago and Davina's whip being left to her next of kin came into it. I think the BBC just giftwrapped said bunny for Xmas and pre-watershed audiences. *eg*
Pretty much, yeah. Oh, Allan. "I'm the whipping boy" is pretty much number one in the top Ten Things Not To Say Around Fangirls. (Coincidentally, it's also in the top Ten Things Not To Say Around Vaysey ...)
It's Guy's three-little-words of Great Subliminal Luff n' Meaning: "WHERE ARE YER!!" ♥
He NEEDS Allan! NEEDS him! They are so my OTCodependentP!
Having rewatched George Gently for the n-millionth time tonight I can safely say that's ALL Teh Armitage and not a Guy Thing. His range is: sexy as hell -> sexy -> oh god GIMME -> BUH'AWWWWWW! and 'oh god, that's inappropriately adorable!!
"Inappropriately adorable" is pretty much it, yeah. Shirt! No leather! Smudged eyeliner! Awwwwwww! (Oh, hello, Guy-waking-Allan-up-with-nightmares-bunny, haven't seen you in a while.)
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Y. Y. Y. Y. Y. Y! :-D It's a shame they had to take Marian 'cause if they hadn't Guy n' Allan would TOTALLY have been sitting together ALL the way there and Vaysey would've been bouncy Mr 'You Can Make Out Now! *leer*'
Though that's my new nickname for Vaysey: King Leer.
Pretty much, yeah. Oh, Allan. "I'm the whipping boy" is pretty much number one in the top Ten Things Not To Say Around Fangirls.
Oh I dunno, it's one of those little things that make us all very happy Fangirly lil campers. ^.^
(Coincidentally, it's also in the top Ten Things Not To Say Around Vaysey ...)
(Which oddly read out loud in my brain in the voice of Peter Jones, complete with old skool HHGTTG line animations.)
He NEEDS Allan! NEEDS him! They are so my OTCodependentP!
SQUEE! Sorry, I have a tendency to squee loudly when the N-word is used in conjunction with Guy 'I don't need anybody, I just want things - title, house, lands, wife, moneeeeeeeeeeeeey' of Gisborne. *bounce bounce* He needs Allan! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! He's going to be lost without Allan! :-((((((
"Inappropriately adorable" is pretty much it, yeah. Shirt! No leather! Smudged eyeliner! Awwwwwww!
It does make me wonder what the rest of Guy's pjs look like?
Now it's shot my fangirl!theory - Guy Sleeps Nekkid Everywhere - down in flames.I'm holding out hope that they're black n' sparkly and the phrase 'drawstring low rise' can be applied.(Oh, hello, Guy-waking-Allan-up-with-nightmares-bunny, haven't seen you in a while.)
(My brain still on the subject of: Guy probably woke up because Allan gives a much more thorough backrub than that... Which is a bad place for my brain visit because it involves Allan stradding Guy's hips and every time Allan does something really, really nice with his hands and Guy's back muscles - Guy tends to groan softly and push his hips up. And this is bad because it puts Allan in a terrible arse-crotch-arse-crotch-arse-crotch whiiiiiiiiiiiiiimper 'don't screw the boss! don't screw the boss! don't even think about all of the friction-enhancing places to put things without actually screwing the boss!' position.)
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Vaysey is SUCH a pimp! This is just adding to my Strippers AU, you realise.
Though that's my new nickname for Vaysey: King Leer.
Snarf. So deserving! :D
SQUEE! Sorry, I have a tendency to squee loudly when the N-word is used in conjunction with Guy 'I don't need anybody, I just want things - title, house, lands, wife, moneeeeeeeeeeeeey' of Gisborne. *bounce bounce* He needs Allan! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! He's going to be lost without Allan! :-((((((
He is! I wonder how long it took him to stop trying to yell for Allan whenever he needed something done. :( *snuggles Guy*
It does make me wonder what the rest of Guy's pjs look like? Now it's shot my fangirl!theory - Guy Sleeps Nekkid Everywhere - down in flames. I'm holding out hope that they're black n' sparkly and the phrase 'drawstring low rise' can be applied.
Gnnnnn. Well, people pretty much slept in their underthings back then, and we've seen proof that whatever kind of bottoms he wears under the leather, they definitely are low-rise at the best!
(My brain still on the subject of: Guy probably woke up because Allan gives a much more thorough backrub than that... Which is a bad place for my brain visit because it involves Allan stradding Guy's hips and every time Allan does something really, really nice with his hands and Guy's back muscles - Guy tends to groan softly and push his hips up. And this is bad because it puts Allan in a terrible arse-crotch-arse-crotch-arse-crotch whiiiiiiiiiiiiiimper 'don't screw the boss! don't screw the boss! don't even think about all of the friction-enhancing places to put things without actually screwing the boss!' position.)
Oh, fuck you, I'm at WORK, dammit! But, mmm, yes. Poor Allan. But really, consider it revenge for Guy's trip back to Nottingham on Allan's horse. ("Don't screw the minion ...")
Silly boys and their UST. :D
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Which is one of those things I'm happy to throw mental pictures at. I mean rilly. It's less messy than margaritas and chocolate mousse for a start! :-D
Snarf. So deserving! :D
Signs you've got too much Shakespeare in your head #2: Guy has also been verbally referred to as 'The MOAR of Nottingham' in the last 24+ hrs or so. *facepalm*
He is! I wonder how long it took him to stop trying to yell for Allan whenever he needed something done. :( *snuggles Guy*
I think it took Vaysey a LOT of midnight backrubs and possibly appearing at Guy's bath-side like Marley's Ghost (only with a sponge and a filthy leer), the first time Guy slipped up and shouted 'ALLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAN?! I WANT MORE HOT WATER!'
Gnnnnn. Well, people pretty much slept in their underthings back then, and we've seen proof that whatever kind of bottoms he wears under the leather, they definitely are low-rise at the best!
Though there is the exception that Guy MIGHT sleep with nowt but an Allan n' a blanket WHEN he's not sharing a room with Vaysey. *shudders* My inner mush-fiend also finds it curiously satisfying that those inn beds were awfully close together and Guy sleeps with his nose pointing Allan-wards like a speshul compass. ^_^
Oh, fuck you, I'm at WORK, dammit! But, mmm, yes. Poor Allan. But really, consider it revenge for Guy's trip back to Nottingham on Allan's horse. ("Don't screw the minion ...")
What? Me? *bats eyelashes innocently* And I didn't even mention Guy doing his Marian's-door-scratchy patented "Pleeeeeeeeease." or all of the things that could go wrong definitely going wrong and Allan being in the Awful Position of "NRRRRRRG! ... Oh, shit. So. Damned. Lucky. The boss doesn't have eyes in the back of his head. So. Damned. Lucky. YES! MINE MINE MINE MINE! *licky*"
Silly boys and their UST. :D
And isn't it a wonderful thing. :-D UST it's like HRT, only with different letters. :-D
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Ahahah! Oh, poor Guy. Not only is he missing Allan, but he's having to deal ith Vaysey as well. It's enough to make anyone go a little crazy.
My inner mush-fiend also finds it curiously satisfying that those inn beds were awfully close together and Guy sleeps with his nose pointing Allan-wards like a speshul compass. ^_^
I am so with your inner mush-fiend. Poor Guy, not sleeping well without his bedmate. *pats him*
What? Me? *bats eyelashes innocently* And I didn't even mention Guy doing his Marian's-door-scratchy patented "Pleeeeeeeeease." or all of the things that could go wrong definitely going wrong and Allan being in the Awful Position of "NRRRRRRG! ... Oh, shit. So. Damned. Lucky. The boss doesn't have eyes in the back of his head. So. Damned. Lucky. YES! MINE MINE MINE MINE! *licky*"
Ahaha! And then Guy, who's been hyperfocussing on not flipping over and grabbing Allan and pinning him to the bed, gets the shock of his life. :D
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*pets Guy* Dealing with Vaysey could get pretty unnerving in a societal environment where washing daily is compulsory. Guy'd do better asking Norman Bates to scrub his back. O.o
I am so with your inner mush-fiend. Poor Guy, not sleeping well without his bedmate. *pats him*
My inner mush-fiend can't wad it out to a full plot bunny, but methinks Allan angsted himself rotten because Guy chanced a whole 3 secs of finger-brushing, palm-stroking, "If Vaysey'd stayed at home, oh this'd be a one-bed situation. Waaaaah! Want! Want! Want!" when he thought they were both asleep. And Allan was all "WAAAAAH! Understated gestures of intimacy! Ok, if I can make Marian piss off, we can has sex soon??"
Ahaha! And then Guy, who's been hyperfocussing on not flipping over and grabbing Allan and pinning him to the bed, gets the shock of his life. :D
Ahhhh now I was thinking along the lines of Guy liking it just where he is with the friction and the skin and the really hoping hip-lift-unfasten-belts-and-leather-trews hint of Total Obviousness would be taken to fuck him right through the mattress OMG NAO... Then the friction got way way too good and he was really enjoying that until Allan's blush-inducing splashdown and then the licking starts and Guy's all brain stewed from veering between 'HOMG U PWNZD MEH! Whyismylifesomiserablethateventhehiredhelpcanh0rmeoverandIlikesesit?? *sniffle*' to 'Licking? ZOMG I'M BEING LICKED! Oh, that's nice, that's really really nice... Mmm, whimper, wibble, whimper.' to 'What was that? !!! What?? !!! Allan, did you just apologise and ask me to fuck you OMG NAO?? O.O OH HELL YES! RAWR! *_*'
And yes, I realise you're at work and you've got to survive the rest of the working day with that in your head. *hides under desk*
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By the time time get back to England, Guy's going to be a nervous wreck. And then he'll have to get used to Allan not being at Locksley, too! :(
Understated gestures of intimacy!
*seconds. also, dies* I ... have a thing, okay, shaddup and leave me wibble. D:
And yes, I realise you're at work and you've got to survive the rest of the working day with that in your head. *hides under desk*
I'M SORRY I CANNAE HEAR YOU I'M TAKING A COLD SHOWER!
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WAAAAAAAAAH! *cuddles Guy tightly; cuddles Allan too* If they don't have A Moment (a'la between Robin n' Guy when Marian FIRST died), where Guy's totally under outlaw fire and Allan's totally on the firing side and there is serious eye contact of the 'OMG ACHING AND HEARTBROKEN!!!' variety. I... I... I will walk down to London and hit Foz n' Dom over the head with the 'Intarwebz Book of Things Girls Like' until Russell T. Davies HIMSELF has to pull me off their corpses!
*seconds. also, dies* I ... have a thing, okay, shaddup and leave me wibble. D:
Sowwy. :-( *hauls notebook out to compare* Ok, is your Thing anything like my Thing where Guy was perfectly happy with the hawt tavern fumblings and powarrrrgh and then reality kicked in that Allan was THERE and available and he couldn't, but he could, and they did, and he can't let the Marian Thing drop because it'd mean he could acknowledge lots and lots of Things For Allan and Vaysey'd find out and have Allan hung just because he can?
I'M SORRY I CANNAE HEAR YOU I'M TAKING A COLD SHOWER!
Oops. X-D
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YESPLIS! Or Robin declaring that They Must Find And Kill Guy and VENGEANCE IS MIND SAYETH THE ROBIN and then Allan catches Guy with no one else around and has to really decide where his loyalty lies and wibble.
Sowwy. :-( *hauls notebook out to compare* Ok, is your Thing anything like my Thing where Guy was perfectly happy with the hawt tavern fumblings and powarrrrgh and then reality kicked in that Allan was THERE and available and he couldn't, but he could, and they did, and he can't let the Marian Thing drop because it'd mean he could acknowledge lots and lots of Things For Allan and Vaysey'd find out and have Allan hung just because he can?
... Possibly. By which I mean YES. Denial is woobilicious, dammit. ("Love? Me/ I'm not in loe. NO FEELINGS DAMMIT! I am Guy of Gisbourne, cold unfeeling bastard!")
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Sign me up for a helping of that! Esp. if the conclusion, after a very tense couple of seconds, is a castle kitchens-style reluctant swordfight culminating in Allan wrapping one arm round Guy's neck and snogging his brains out and telling him to leg it or he's likely to get kebabed by Robin.
And then Barbossa does the wedding. The End.And then Guy is all stunned, slightly dizzy and a little bit 'O_O' before the little pink hearts and fireworks start popping all round his head. Oh if only Foz n' Dom could see the mileage for inappropriate Star Wars quotage! *sigh* If ever there was a character in need of reciting Leia's ROTJ 'Someone who loves you' schtick it's Allan AFTER hauling Guy's arse out of the fire. ^_^... Possibly. By which I mean YES. Denial is woobilicious, dammit. ("Love? Me/ I'm not in loe. NO FEELINGS DAMMIT! I am Guy of Gisbourne, cold unfeeling bastard!")
YAY! We got the same shipper checklist! *dances* (conversely, "Love? If that's like saddlin', count me out! I'm tryin' to stay alive! Me? I'm a surv-- Gis' put yer shirt on! You're killin' me argument 'ere!")
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Oh geez, an then of course Guy will be an idiot and try to argue with Allan ("But ... won't they find out you let me go?") and try and just drag Allan with him or something.
If ever there was a character in need of reciting Leia's ROTJ 'Someone who loves you' schtick it's Allan AFTER hauling Guy's arse out of the fire. ^_^
aslidujaklsdj Okay, see, I may have told you this before, but Han and Leia are pretty much my Platonic Ideal Couple (in the original sense of platonic, natch) and yes. LOVE! *puts Allan in gold bikini and Guy in tightypants*
YAY! We got the same shipper checklist! *dances* (conversely, "Love? If that's like saddlin', count me out! I'm tryin' to stay alive! Me? I'm a surv-- Gis' put yer shirt on! You're killin' me argument 'ere!")
Bwahahahaha! Poor Allan, it's so hard to be convincingly hardass when the boss can turn you to anachronitic jello with a single look.
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Or just stand there with his best bewildered!puppy face on because OMG TONGUE! And his brain just liquefied, but not before he splutters out a "!!! ♥♥♥ Comewithme,please!!!" and Allan's all "I CAN'T! *flail*"
aslidujaklsdj Okay, see, I may have told you this before, but Han and Leia are pretty much my Platonic Ideal Couple (in the original sense of platonic, natch) and yes. LOVE! *puts Allan in gold bikini and Guy in tightypants*
Umm, no, you didn't. We appear to have a Conjoined Brain Thing again. ¬.¬ *hides* My guilty fangirly wants-list for the last episode only wanted Guy to do some Allan cut-down action because 'HEL-LO Jabba'sPalacedefrostaSolo SQUEEEEEE!' I'm also a bad person because I would dearly love Guy to go outlaw just so Vaysey can set up a devious Robin!trap, test it on Guy and... O HAI CARBONITE CHAMBER HOMAGE! *facepalm*
Bwahahahaha! Poor Allan, it's so hard to be convincingly hardass when the boss can turn you to anachronitic jello with a single look.
I wonder if Guy's conscious of what he does to his most shaggable minion? 'Cause I have visions that if he ever sussed Allan's "Ok, now I'm drooling. DON'T JUDGE ME!!" routine Allan's ability to report ANYTHING to Vaysey would be completely deaded by Guy standing behind Vaysey and teasing the clasps on his jacket, or smoothing the rucks out of his trews. X-D And that's without going for the 2 sec finger/thumbtip lick, suck, half-lidded, open-mouthed breath thing. ¬.¬
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And Guy just wails "Why noooot? I''ll take care of you and provide for you and stuff!"
Umm, no, you didn't. We appear to have a Conjoined Brain Thing again. ¬.¬ *hides*
\o/
("I love you." "I know.")
I wonder if Guy's conscious of what he does to his most shaggable minion?
I dunno. I think I need to re-watch the shirtless scene agaion. For, er, research, of course. <_< >_>
And that's without going for the 2 sec finger/thumbtip lick, suck, half-lidded, open-mouthed breath thing. ¬.¬
Bwahahah! Poor Allan. Though he's lucky lollis aren't invented yet. :D
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And Allan's all "Stopmeifyou'veheardthisbefore, BUT! Kill the King, kill the Sheriff and then I'll... Oh fuckit, that's practically work. *SNOGS*"
("I love you." "I know.")
asdfghjkl!!! I'll have some of that plz, with a side order of "You like me because I'm a pick-pocketting, cup-scamming outlaw."
I dunno. I think I need to re-watch the shirtless scene agaion. For, er, research, of course.
And you wouldn't be saying that because that scene promotes a general aura of requitedly shippy wellbeing? *raises eyebrow*
Bwahahah! Poor Allan. Though he's lucky lollis aren't invented yet. :D
I'm sure Guy could think of something to do with a chicken leg that would render the non-invention of the lollipop irrelevant. *nodnod* Just for Allan. *nodnod*
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And then they hear the restof the gang in the distance and Allan has to decide RIGHTNOW if he's going to stick with the gang or run off with Guy to become mercenaries.
asdfghjkl!!! I'll have some of that plz, with a side order of "You like me because I'm a pick-pocketting, cup-scamming outlaw."
OH HELLSYES HE DOES! :D
And you wouldn't be saying that because that scene promotes a general aura of requitedly shippy wellbeing? *raises eyebrow*
Who, me? Nevah! No base ulterior motives here, honest guv. This is FOR SCIENCE!
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Or, and there is a third option, Allan can stick with the gang because if he doesn't, Robin'll hunt Guy down and kill him. O.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
OH HELLSYES HE DOES! :D
And Guy's all "O.O I like nice informants." And Allan's all "I am nice informants!" and then Winchester comes back from the grave to play gooseberry, and Allan has to follow Guy up to the stables' hayloft or he's never going to get any sexxin' before they realise Locksley Manor's been built inside a giant spaceworm.
Who, me? Nevah! No base ulterior motives here, honest guv. This is FOR SCIENCE!
Mwahahahahaha! Oh yes, science. Science is a wonderful thing and, frankly, Guy n' Allan could make more use of apples than Newton ever could. *nodnod*
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I dun like this option. :( Needs moar sexing!
(! You mentioned Winchester. I have AU bunnies involving Winchester. o_O)
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Ah, but it's the TYPE of sexin'. If Allan runs off to mercenary happehdom with Guy, then there won't be any chance of angsty, broken, clandestine treeporn. Or - my personal favourite - angsty, gag-removing, snogging, sexin' of the 'if I get caught rescuing you, I am so so very dead' variety.
(! You mentioned Winchester. I have AU bunnies involving Winchester. o_O)
(He's the only, actual, SW connection we've got! *clings to Winch'y tightly* Unless you count RA's blink-and-miss in Phantom Menace. *pouts* I wish Anthony Daniels n' Kenny Baker'd show up, almost as much as I want Ryan Stiles n' Colin Mochrie to show up and complete the Whose Line hitlist.)
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Re: i is catching up... still. *whimper*
That's true. Hm, angsty!sex or happehsex ... DILLEMA AUGH!
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Re: i is catching up... still. *whimper*
I have given this many, many seconds of thought and I can conclude that Angsty!sex or Happeh!sex it doesn't really affect the probability of wall!slam!snog!grope!snog!nrrrrrrrrg occuring.
What it does do is switch the italics on statements such-as: "I want you. Now." Angsty!sex = "I want you. Now." whereas Happeh!sex = "I want you. Now." *nodnod* Tis all about trusting in Guy's hard-on strangling his word emphasis.