"Have You Hugged Your Toilet Today?"

[bubosquared]

... I've just been called "Sir". *eyes phone warily* I didn't think I'd manage to fake a deep voice that convincingly!

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[wild-boys.livejournal.com]

I squeak on the phone like I'm on helium, and people say, "Mr Ellinger?" to me all the time like I'm a deep-voiced fat-bellied Austrian man.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I really do not understand people!

[anothersuperboy.livejournal.com]

Dude, they always think I am a girl on the phone...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

"Chad" is a girl's name, now?

OTOH, "Sofie"? Not really male, either. But then people do not fucking listen, like, ever. I can understand mishearing my name as "Katie" or something on a bad line, but something like "Laetitia"? The fuck?