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[bubosquared]

Dear uterus,

Why is it that when I finally have some time to write at work, you decide to drive me to distraction by eating my insides?

You are so getting evicted one of these days.

Hate,
Melle

Comments

[kaitoujeanne.livejournal.com]

*knits a uterus for you to take your rage out on*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

... I',m scared now. But a voodoo doll uterus would be good. Yis.

[kaitoujeanne.livejournal.com]

It's for helping visualize pregnancy and birth, I guess. But hey, stabby stabby.

(p.s. omg miss you!)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I MISS YOU TOO! You should, like, e-mail me or something! *cling*

[i-amthecosmos.livejournal.com]

Me too man. And I wonder, does anyone else have nightmares as a PMS syndrome? I know my period is coming by the terrible, no good, very bad dreams that herald it.

Or maybe I'm just nuts.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I don't have nightmares at all, but PMS does make me an insomniac. >_

[wibbble]

I am /so/ glad I have a penis.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

HATE!

When the Revolution comes, men will be forced to menstruate too!

*exit, stage right, muttering about morphine drips for all*

[wibbble]

> When the Revolution comes, men will be forced to menstruate too!

...

How?!

Or, on second thought, I probably don't want to know. Eek!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I will FIND A WAY!

And this is why I should never be allowed to take over the world.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Amen to that.

menstruating, ick!

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

See, the ick I can deal with, it's the ow that makes me cranky. >_

[sophistocratty.livejournal.com]

I added you, byraway. I feel the same about my reproductive organs.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hi! Welcome to my journal, then. :D Fair bit of warning: my journal tends to veer wildly in topic from job bitchery over gay sex to (rarely these days) politics. Just so you know. :)

[sophistocratty.livejournal.com]

M'eh, I dun mind.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Meh, I have this thing against painkillers. I usually take paracetamol the first day, which is the owrst day for cramping, but I forgot to take it with me to work this time. (Stupid irregular cycle.)

At least I didn't have to deal with the tamons and pads and chaning both every goddamn hour and still feeling icky all day, this month. This menstrual cup thing is the best thing ever! ONce the cramps were gone I actually forgot I had my periods half the time, I can use one pad a day, and on day three now I can switch to panty liners. It's already paid for itself by now, and that's not counting the convenience of not having to lug around a shitload of tampons and pads, and I can keep it in my bag all the time in case I get my periods during the day sometime.

Um. ≤/raving> Sorry, got carried away there. ^_^

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Meh, I have this thing against painkillers. I usually take paracetamol the first day, which is the owrst day for cramping, but I forgot to take it with me to work this time. (Stupid irregular cycle.)

At least I didn't have to deal with the tamons and pads and chaning both every goddamn hour and still feeling icky all day, this month. This menstrual cup thing is the best thing ever! ONce the cramps were gone I actually forgot I had my periods half the time, I can use one pad a day, and on day three now I can switch to panty liners. It's already paid for itself by now, and that's not counting the convenience of not having to lug around a shitload of tampons and pads, and I can keep it in my bag all the time in case I get my periods during the day sometime.

Um. </raving> Sorry, got carried away there. ^_^

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You really should. I don't know about the Keeper/DivaCup one, but the one I have (ignore the fluffy-pagan name, please), they let you try it for three cycles before you can return it if you want, and it's not even that expensive. (£18.99 including postage to anywhere in the world. The damn thing's pretty much paid itself back by now because I didn't have to buy several packs of tampons and pads.)