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[bubosquared]

LKJSALJKSADBOLLOCKS!

Tenty minutes. TWENTY GODDAMNED MINUTES on the phone with some ASSHAT who kept telling me to go make puppy dog eyes at my supervisor to get him what he wanted and asked me if I was married and EW and also my supervisor is a WOMAN and she could be SOPHIE DAHL and I'd not make eyes at her to BREAK POLICY ON BEHALF OF A CUSTOMER and also EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

*whimpers, curls up in friendslist*

And in more amusing news, remember last Friday's power failure? Scene from today:

Lights: *mysteriously go out*
Co-worker: "Woo!"
Entire floor: *cracks the fuck up*

Comments

[ex-krazycat651.livejournal.com]

Oy.
Customers - not always right.

[wimmeke.livejournal.com]

Haha, I wanted to keep this one as a memory:

International Phone Conference...

...Discussing a change request to introduce a certain TV model for China.

Indian Coders: Is there a release scedule for this product ?
Software Team Leader: Not really, but they'd want it before Christmas or New Year.
Me: Is that the Chinese new year or our new year ?
Colleagues in the room: Trying not to laugh and giving me thumbs up.

Ok, sometimes we get away with a silly joke during the most important meeting of the company, which I only do occasionaly if my coworker is on holiday or something.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yeah, tell me about it! Bitches! I do not make policy here, dammit!

And he would't take the hint when I'd drop like several seconds of silence after his remarks and ack!

[ex-krazycat651.livejournal.com]

GOD tell me about it.

Me: "I don't make the rules, sorry. You'll have to talk to the manager, I'm just an extra"

Stupid customor: "But c'mon! It's ME"

Yeah like that makes any difference.. oy...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooh, god yes. Most of them are decent and nice, and then you get the occasional FUCKWIT who has also apparently BRED because there's a RUGMONKEY SCREAMING IN MY EAR and aijhsdaflkfjklsfjlkpoodoo.