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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Countdown: 157 days (Yes?)

Silvia? I know exactly what you mean about the fear of being Jossed. Meeeeeep!

Distraction: 1.What is your least favourite religion or nationality? Be specific.
I was going to go with the chicken-shit "organised religion" answer, but. The Catholic church. Nothing against individual Catholics themselves, but the organisation as a whole disgusts me.

2. Would you rather live with and sleep with someone you really liked as a person, but weren't attracted to, and who was bad in bed, or with someone you were madly attracted to, and who was good in bed, but who you couldn't stand? You have to be around them frequently, and can't see them just for sex, nor can you not have sex with them.
The first, definitely. You can always teach someone what you like, or have sex with other people too, but you can't teach someone how to be a nicer person.

3. Do you frequently think about your own death? What about other people's? Be specific.
My own, not really. At least, not beyond the vague "I hope I die in bed in my sleep of old age after a long fulfilling life" thoughts. I sometimes think of what would happen if my parents died, because then I'd have to take care of my brothers and dude, responsability much?

4. Would you rather be blind, or never have physical contact with anyone below the waist?
That is such a sucky choice. While I wouldn't really mind being blind (and would much prefer it over deafness), I'll go with door number two, because at least then I can still look at slashy pictures. (Hi, shallow much, self?)

5. Would you rather do something terrible and have nobody ever find out, or not do it and have everyone think you did? It has to be something you'd feel horribly guilt-ridden about forever.
Um. The second. Unless I'd go to jail for it, in which case, the first.

6. If you declared your love for someone, is it worse if they burst into tears (not happy tears), slap you, or start laughing hysterically?
Laughter. Definitely.

7.Why should I [platolover] let you live?
Because I said so. And, um. Because I haven't written either of the two Evil Het Bunnies o' Doom yet!

8. Would you sleep with someone gross to save someone else's life? What about if you don't like the person whose life you're saving? Would you tell the person how you saved their life?
In order: yes, yes, and probably not, unless they start hassling me and I snap.

9. If you had to kiss a relative, first cousin or closer, (on the lips, no tongue) who would it be?
Eh, whomever. I mean, a kiss on the mouth's not that bad or incesty, so. Preferably one of the cousins I only see a few times a year, though.

10. Would you rather have an incredibly obnoxious name for someone of your gender, or a very normal name for someone of the opposite gender? It can't be a name that's at all unisex. Say, as a girl, would you rather be 'Mystee' or 'Robert'. If you think Mystee is a good name, substitute something you hate. Then never breed. (Or if you hate 'Robert', imagine something equally not-girl.)
Door number two, please.

11. What would you do if your one-night stand said you were terrific, and then handed you money?
Take it as a compliment, pocket the money, and tell them to come back any time. (What?)

12. What if your significant other did it?
Only ever sleep with them again if they pay for it. Not because of the perceived insult, but because if they wanted just sex, they should've said so upfront and not let the relationship evolve to SO status.

13. If you're alone with two people, one of whom you hate and the other you like, and they start violently brawling, and the one you like is winning, would you stop it?
Yes, because next thing you know, I'll get dragged into it, and I hate getting bruised in fights I had nothing to do with.

14. Would you legally change your name to 'FUCK IT' for a lot of money?
Probably. Most people would still call me Melle anyway, my parents will never call me anything but "Sofie", and dude, money!

15. In rhymed couplet form, compliment someone on your friends list. Not yourself.
You're my best friend, though we've never met
You're the only girl I'd never bed
I love you a lot
Cause you help me plot
All sorts of mystery, mayhem and crack
In short, you are indeed the daddy mack
(Okay, lame as fuck, but.)

16. In rhymed couplet form, insult someone on your friends list. Not yourself.
If reading this you are
It means I think you suck
Yes, you, don't look too far
And just don't press your luck.
(I keep saying I suck at poetry. Now will you people believe me?)

Comments

[mumblemutter.livejournal.com]

If reading this you are
It means I think you suck
Yes, you, don't look too far
And just don't press your luck.

It would have been good if you'd used the word suxx0rs instead of suck. I'm just sayin'. ~Sun

[lido-kitty.livejournal.com]

(Hi, shallow much, self?)

Which is why we love you, no? :)

As for the fear of being Jossed, no-one can be in denial enough to think Draco won't end up dead/in Azbakan, or that Ron and Hermione won't get together, right?

The way I see it, at least with JK there was never any doubt, while the Mighty Joss Bastard let us hope and hope and hope, only to crush us that much harder in the end. /bitter

(And *applauds* on 15 and 16 :)

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

157 days? Seriously?! I thought it was more than that. Dude! ::Squeeeesss!::