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Birthday countdown: 4 days! (Since it's technically Sunday.)
Girlfriend countdown: 10 days! (Eeeee!)

Shopped, slept, got up at 10 PM, had McD's, got online. Dude. I suck.

Have stuff to do. Am not doing it. Am instead comulsively listening to Bruce Springsteen - I'm on Fire over and over again. Bliss.

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In other news, I am the duracell rabbit. Hehehe.

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Persuing my site's stats. Am highly amused. Random samples:

• "Kirk Hammett naked" -- Somehow, I'm not quite sure my Metallica slash was what they were lokoing for.
• "niggest picture of the universe" -- The hell?
• "band uniform panties" -- I don't even want to know.
• "metalliwives" -- Okay, now this is odd. Who would use this word except the metslashers?
• "damn sexy flanders" -- Ahahahaha!
• "boylove music"
• "parent index cutie"
• "jase from outta space"
• "jamaican poems on hippies" -- Do I even wanna ask?
• "mireille" combined with several different other keywords. The hell?
• "kirk metallica bisexual" -- Heee.
• "i used to suck my thumb"
• "suck my thumb"
• "to suck my thumb" -- Is this a kink I'm unaware of?
• "the shaaa zay cafe" -- Huh.
• "u2 slash fic" -- This makes me happy, actually. :)
• "rape story kinky brutal"
• "rps matt ben damon affleck"
• "lucy liu sex fucking movie"
• "scott moffatt kissing ali" -- o_O
• "eminem fred durst slash fiction"

And from femgeeks.net:

• "yes" -- Our most popular one with 52 hits. JC! I see you back there! No use hiding, freakboy.
• "lord of the rings fanfiction", "least expected", "frodo slash", "tolkien slash", "legolas fanfic", "lord of the rings slash fanfiction", "tolkien fanfiction", "lotr fanfic", "lotr fanfiction", "legolas fanfiction", "tolkien fanfic", "least expected tolkien slash", "lordoftheringsfanfiction", "slash fiction and tolkien", "tolkien slash archive", "tolkien characters", "lotr slash", "frodo sam lovers", "tolkien wallpaper", and LOTS more -- Hi, Amy. :)
• "youve got to hide your love away"
• "incest story archive", "incest story", "slash incest"
• "livejournal icons" -- Heeee. :D
• "hanson slash", "hansonslash"
• "zakk wylde", "zakk wylde interviews" -- Oh dear, the poor innocent heavy metal fan who stumbles upon Bliss or Nette's site ... *snicker*
• "femgeeks" -- This is just plain bizarre, okay? Why?
• "real person slash"
• "black tuesday" -- Huh. I didn't know anyone else actually used that expression.
• "mariah carey spreading legs" -- Ewwwwwwww!
• "britney spears justin timberlake slash" -- *blink*
• "musicianslash"
• "bill gates night at the roxbury" -- Oh Dara, ...
• "bono sex" and variations -- Heee.
• "prostate stroking" -- That's just plain disturbing.
• "church of u2"
• "jon bon jovi christmas"
• "nipple kissing" -- Um.
• "sex pistols rps"
• "bartender getting laid" -- Wha?
• "bono shut up" -- Ahahahaha!
• "zarya aymaru'" -- Huh?
• "conversation on a barstool bono"
• "animated alien sheep"
• "learn stuff" -- Jayceeeee!
• "bono kisses man" -- Now there's a headline.
• "bono and edge kissing"

Incidentally, we had 1,500 hits on Monday alone. Woa.

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Wheeee! New usericons!

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Am reading Space: Above and Beyond slash. Why? This seems to be Revive Old Fandoms month. First Spike/Xander, then Biker Mice from Mars (*glares at nilchance*), now this. Sigh.

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Oh. My. God! I just found my attempt at S:AaB slash. Dude. It'sum. Here. under 'Princess Xavier' -- and yes, I am fully aware of how lame that pseud was.

(Edit: Can I just poin out that despite the "posted" date being late 1998, I actually posted it to the list early1998, and I wrote it in 1996-1997? When I was sixteen? During math? In high school? God, I'm old.)

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This is a public thank you to rockygrrl for introducing me to this band.

Also, thanks to mydarkstar, The Edge will now be foreverlinked to kinky gnome porn in my head. Dammit.

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I think when one misreads "snippets" as "nipples", one has crossed a certain line. Yes. not that I have, or anything.

Have made schedule for myself:

Weekdays:
07:30 - 08:00 Wake up, shower, quickly check email, LJ, etc., dress, feed cat.
08:00 - 09:05 Walk to station, train to Brussels. Write at least 250 words, or draw.
09:05 - 13:00 Work.
13:00 - 14:00 Lunch break. Answer email, LJ entries, comments, etc.
14:00 - 17:30 More work.
17:30 -18:45 Train home. Write/draw as above. Walk home.
18:45 - 20:00 Swim, buy food.
20:00 - 20:30 Clean a bit, cook, eat.
20:30 - ??:?? Write until total number of words is at least 1,000, or draw.
???:???- 01:30 Chat, email, LJ, etc.
01:30 - 07:30 Sleep.

Weekends (and days off):
No schedule. write at least 1,000 words a day. Swimming on Saturday and Sunday mornings.

this would leave me, at the end of a week, with 7,000 words. Or, y'nkow, a bunch of crappy drawings. And I'd gte some excercise. Yeah. Doable, that. So! If any of you see me online before 4PM EST (That's 10PM here), inquire about word count andkick my ass if I've not made it!

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Psst. Jess. About that Bono/Jon thing? Seems mu muses agreed even six months ago.

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I'm going to go to hell. The shame!

Re-reading Molly's LJ entries of days long gone.

I got a tank top that says "I prefer girls".

Is that by any chance the same one I'm wearing in this user icon? (I know, it's difficult to see, but.)

In other news, I'm hungry, and there's no breakfast food in my kitchen. Am displeased. Need food. Have 97,- BEF (€ 2.40!) That's enough for food at elast, but I want liquid, too. Even though I think drinking 3 litres of orange juice in 24 hours is why my stomach is hurting. And I'm running out of fags. So, must hit up cash machine. but first, get dressed.

(Edit: Am now also kinda getting vaguely sleepy. Nooo! Because that means I'm not sleepy enough to actually, y'know, sleep yet, which means I'm likely to do the sleep-from-6PM-till-midnight thing again, and then stay up till 3AM and be late for work. Again. So, no. Shall shower, don clothes, walk through freezing cold, and buy food and fags. And stay up until midnight or something and not let myself realise that means I've slept twice in three nights and hey! Aren't freaky sleep patterns funny?

Yes. Shower and coffee.)

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Well. Will you look at that? I did something! Yay me.

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Updated site!

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Right ho! Femgeeks dot net stores, in business. Check out the newest addition.

(Edit: Fixed link. Thanks, Dine and Katie.)

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In which Jess (natlet) and I review U2 Mary Sue hetfic, squickgrrl-style.

( Ow! Mine eyes! )

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Eeee! Thank you, katieb, for ordering an "are you" shirt! (And now it's even more worrying that my own orer hasn't shown up. At all. Hmpf. Sam? Did it show up for you?)