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*bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounceWALL!bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounceWALL!bouncebounceWALL!*

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"Why aren't fictional characters enough for these writers?"

Ge, honey, perhaps because we get inspired by characters that aren't fictional? No, of copurse not, we purposely go out to look for Real People to write about. Fuckers.

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My Hot Topic package has arrived. I now have:

• Blood capsules -- which I've wanted to own since I was nine, yo!
• Fangs.
• Black fur kitty ears -- guess who's gonna be a vampire cat this Carnaval?
• Armwarmers.
• White foundation and power, and black lipstick.
• Spikes -- Which I shall carefully apply to my bag, coat and um. Brother, heh.
• "My Sexual Preference Is Not You" T-shirt.
• "I'm lost, please take me with you?" T-shirt.
• Black vinyl cami.
• "Sorry, I prefer Girls" tank top -- Which isn't included in the invoice, oddly.
• Buttons:
  • Can't Sleep, clown'll eat me
  • Anarchy handcuff
  • Monster kitty
  • I'm a Mess
  • Made in the 80s
  • It's not that I'm antisocial, I just don't like you
  • Plaid Punk
  • Simon Says You Suck

And for once, it was here on time, did not cost me anything in taxes (wow!), nothing was on backorder, the two T-shirts that were out of stock I didn't want badly anyway, and I managed to pick the right size for everything.

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Briefly thought of writing The Shintaid (book one, at least) for this. Concluded am never writing 1,700 words a day, every day, for a whole month. This would put all my fanfic on hold for a month. Ditto for anything Strange Love. And I don't think The Shintaid is talking to me enough to write that much right now.

(Edit: Thought about it some more. Made a few entries with wibbling in it. Decided against. Deleted entries.)

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My hands smell of sunlight soap, and suddenly I'm 11 again, trying to carve a statuette out of a piece of soap.

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If actors get upset when people write fic about their characters that is their own problem for not having enough distance. But nobody should be expected to have distance form themselves even if they are famous.

I never thought I'd see the day, but finally, someone actually said this. I never thought they'd be hypocrite enough to say it out loud. I always knew the whole "someone could get hurt" shit was a bunch of crap, but this proves it. Double fucking standard anyone? If actors get hurt, they should just have more distance, but other celebrities should not have some distance from their public persona?

(Christ. How delusional do you have to be to think any celebrity would a) find this shit and b) really be hurt by it, beyond the initial "WTF?" And goddammit, it isn't my motherfucking job to make the internet hurt-free for anyone. I am not anybody's mommy!)

Also, that's really fucking annoying punctuation there. <petty>

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Gee, I wonder why.

(Edit: Is it me or is are these two posts (second to last bit in the second one) like diagonally opposed? Weirdo.)

To Jo, Z, and anyone who would be interested in mailing lists at femgeeks:

Sent an email to y-s to ask about message archives and "associated files".

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Yo! People! I know how to call a motherfucking taxi!

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Hav I mentioned I have issues? Actuelly, they're Issues. ISSUES, even.

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Currently on my TV: two men in drag, wearing vinyl draf hats and singing something called "The Dance of the Sluts."

Prfectly normal Wednesday evening.

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*blink*

Dude. I've been randomly quoted. Um!