(no subject)

This has got to be a joke, right?

[ETA] After checking out the forums, I'm pretty sure it is. Phew. Although apparently this "dating missionary" thing is actually something people really do, which is still disturbing.[/ETA]

(no subject)

*bats off X2 bunnies with lead pipe* BACK YOU DEVILS!

... Don't mind me. Carry on.