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Sofie 'Melle' Werkers ([personal profile] bubosquared) wrote2005-02-11 08:01 am

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Had a v. brief nap tonight, maybe an hour. Spent lots of time Not Sleeping and talking MushPorn with [livejournal.com profile] ruby_fruit. currently trying to talk brain out of writing stupid Valentine's Day story. Story will suck, as is stupid shmoopbunny and anyway, am unable to use personal pronouns at the moment, which would confuse story.

Melle SMOOSH!

ETA: What Ang's quote pqge says: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by budding?"
What I saw: ""Wouldn't it be great if cows reproduced by pudding?"

Sleep deprivation! Making nonsensical quotes even less sensicle since the dawn of time!

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
...*Backs way from Jean-Paul's crazy*

Someone get that man a blowjob, stat!

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Bobby: "I'd offer, but he wouldn't want me."

And okay, so he overreacted, but this is the second time the guy he's in love with changed into a woman. And now he has to act nice abou the whole thing lest Bobby suspect!

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
True. Poor Jean-Paul, I'd be ready to kill some people, too.

But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.' and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:16 am (UTC)(link)
True. Poor Jean-Paul, I'd be ready to kill some people, too.

but at least this time it's temporary. (And I love that in this fandom, you can genderswap like that and it doesn't require any sort of explanations other than "Shit happens.")

But hey! Male again!Bobby could be all 'Huh, I still want to give Jean-Paul a blowjob. How 'bout that.'

Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.

and they'd live happily ever after in woobietude,

theirloveissosquishy!

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:20 am (UTC)(link)
(And I love that in this fandom, you can genderswap like that and it doesn't require any sort of explanations other than "Shit happens.")

*has a giggle fit* God bless comic book crack, dude.

Or, "Hey, Jean-Paul, that offer of a blow job is still valid, you know," and then not wait for an answer.

Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul

theirloveissosquishy!

*squeal!*

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
*has a giggle fit* God bless comic book crack, dude.

Seriously, any (pop)slash convention that is so magical realism in other fandoms, and it's normal in comics. Genderswap? Canon. Wingfic? Canon. Woke-up-an-animal? Canon. Time travel, ARs, etc.? Canon.

Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.

Oooo, take charge!Bobby. I approve. And so would Jean-Paul

Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.

*squeal!*

*squawks*

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
Genderswap? Canon. Wingfic? Canon. Woke-up-an-animal? Canon. Time travel, ARs, etc.? Canon.

*wipes a tear* It's beautiful in it's utter lack of sense.

Which is why I refuse to feel sorry for randomly turning Jean-Paul into a kitten, and shit like that.

....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.

Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*

Bobby would stalk jean-Paul around for a while, first, to make sure that Jean-Paul couldn't speed away, and then just grab him into a nearby empty room and commence the blojobbery.

Guh. I need a moment.

*squawks*

*whinneys*

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
*wipes a tear* It's beautiful in it's utter lack of sense.

And just when you think you've graped the canon, they reset the whole thing!

....I just. DEAD FROM CUTE DAMMIT.

A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.

Kitten!J-P: "Mew! Hiss!"
Bobby: "Awwwww!" *melts* *literally*


Yes! EXACTLY like that!

*whinneys*

O_o

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
And just when you think you've graped the canon, they reset the whole thing!

The beautiful bastards!

A very CRANKY kitten, who indulges himself by insisting on sleeping in Bobby's bed. And purring loudly.

Clearly, you are trying to either kill me with unbearable ammounts of cuteness, or trying to make me draw things for you.

If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.

O_o

We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, you are trying to either kill me with unbearable ammounts of cuteness, or trying to make me draw things for you.

I can't do both? :D

If it's the latter, it's working. I hate you.

WHEEEEEEE! *kittenglomps you*

We wern't doing farm animal noises? My bad.

'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
I can't do both? :D

People ded from cute CANNOT DRAW.

'scuse me, I need to go leash my brain before it goes places with that.

Muahahahaha.

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
People ded from cute CANNOT DRAW.

Point. DRAW! I expect Kitty!JP&Bobby upon my return!

Muahahahaha.

HATE!

[identity profile] ruby-fruit.livejournal.com 2005-02-11 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Pushy aren't we?

LOOOVE!

[identity profile] bubosquared.livejournal.com 2005-02-12 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yes? :D

BTW, am now online again. ^_^