Why I love my job, by Melle, age six

[bubosquared]

Heh.

There's currently seven of us in the office, and two of them are wearing shoes.

*shuffles about in summer dress and bare feet* This makes the heath almost bearable. Although my inner thighs would like a word, and the word is: "Ow."

Get your minds out of the gutter, it's stiffness from running yesterday.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bwahhahah! Man, I wish i had friends I could order to get me a girl.

"Minions! Go fetch me a woman!"

(Dammit, why am I not Queen of the world?)

[rsadelle]

Alas, it doesn't work quite that way. It's a good thing I'm not really looking.

If you ever do become Queen of the World, find me a nice girl to sleep with too, would you?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Will do!

"Join the Glorious Revolution! A concubine in every house, and good slash on every computer!"

[rsadelle]

Now that's my kind of revolution.