Why I love my job, by Melle, age six

[bubosquared]

Heh.

There's currently seven of us in the office, and two of them are wearing shoes.

*shuffles about in summer dress and bare feet* This makes the heath almost bearable. Although my inner thighs would like a word, and the word is: "Ow."

Get your minds out of the gutter, it's stiffness from running yesterday.

Comments

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

I'm at work and barefoot too! Fun all around.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Whee! I'm home now. And um. Almost naked. Hee.

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

i just heard from someone online that kelly osbourne is dating gideon yago of mtv news. can you confirm or deny this? and holy fucking god, what do you think of this!????

[rsadelle]

Why? Wouldn't Carson fuck either one of them?

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

i have no doubt he'd nail 'em both

[rsadelle]

I'd believe Gideon, but I don't think Kelly is Carson's type.

[rsadelle]

Dammit, Melle, I've worked hard to get my mind to stay in the gutter at all times. Don't go undoing all my hard work.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Um, sorry? If it helps any, I'm even more sore now. Ow. Stupid excercise shedule.

[rsadelle]

I don't know if you're sorry enough. You'll just have to make some more incriminating remarks to make it up to me. ;P

Incidentally, I shocked the D&D geeks at my friend's house the other day by saying to one of my friends, "If you're going to find him a girl, you should find one for me too."

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bwahhahah! Man, I wish i had friends I could order to get me a girl.

"Minions! Go fetch me a woman!"

(Dammit, why am I not Queen of the world?)

[rsadelle]

Alas, it doesn't work quite that way. It's a good thing I'm not really looking.

If you ever do become Queen of the World, find me a nice girl to sleep with too, would you?

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Will do!

"Join the Glorious Revolution! A concubine in every house, and good slash on every computer!"

[rsadelle]

Now that's my kind of revolution.