Why I love my job, by Melle, age six

[bubosquared]

Heh.

There's currently seven of us in the office, and two of them are wearing shoes.

*shuffles about in summer dress and bare feet* This makes the heath almost bearable. Although my inner thighs would like a word, and the word is: "Ow."

Get your minds out of the gutter, it's stiffness from running yesterday.

Comments

[likeahiphopsong.livejournal.com]

I'm at work and barefoot too! Fun all around.

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

i just heard from someone online that kelly osbourne is dating gideon yago of mtv news. can you confirm or deny this? and holy fucking god, what do you think of this!????

[rsadelle]

Dammit, Melle, I've worked hard to get my mind to stay in the gutter at all times. Don't go undoing all my hard work.