Why I love my job, by Melle, age six

[bubosquared]

Heh.

There's currently seven of us in the office, and two of them are wearing shoes.

*shuffles about in summer dress and bare feet* This makes the heath almost bearable. Although my inner thighs would like a word, and the word is: "Ow."

Get your minds out of the gutter, it's stiffness from running yesterday.

Comments

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

i just heard from someone online that kelly osbourne is dating gideon yago of mtv news. can you confirm or deny this? and holy fucking god, what do you think of this!????

[rsadelle]

Why? Wouldn't Carson fuck either one of them?

[herowngrl.livejournal.com]

i have no doubt he'd nail 'em both

[rsadelle]

I'd believe Gideon, but I don't think Kelly is Carson's type.