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[bubosquared]

Drabble. The Simpsons. Bart/Milhouse. Please direct all blame to synicism.

Bart kicked at a pebble. "I'm bored."

"Me too," Milhouse sighed.

"Let's make out," Bart suggested.

"What?" Milhouse looked at him in complete, utter shock. "But Bart, we're boys. We're not supposed to make out with each other. It's … It's not normal!"

"So? When have I ever done something normal? Normal is boring."

Milhouse wasn't convinved. "My parents will kill me."

"Well, duh, Milhouse, the whole point is to shock people." Bart rolled his eyes. Sometimes his friend could be so stupid.

"Oh. Okay, then." So Bart leaned in and touched his lips to Milhouse's, and closed his eyes.

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[pelicanzed.livejournal.com]

Heheh. I've been wanting to write Simpsons slash for ages. (Homer / Ned, probably.) Have you seen that Bart / Principal Skinner slash story that's kicking about somewhere? It's really good.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Sadly enough, I believe I have. Which just goes to show my RareSlashdar is still very much active. Le sigh.