God: "Oh, my Self! It's Bono!"

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The Very Secret Diary of Paul 'Bono' Hewson

Note: Dates etc. Are entirely approximate. I just typed in random numbers/

Day #1
Assimilated local band. Will use this as a vessel on my way to world domination and, umtimately, godhood. And dad says I have no goals.

Day #23
Found out bassist cannot, in fact, actually play. Can, however, bullshit quite well. Will keep him around. Bullshit abilities may come in handy one day.

Still not god.

Day # 650
Touring is hell. Drummer thinks it's all about the drums, bassist claims his clothes keep disappearing (doesn't seem to rueful about it, either), and I think guitarist is going bald.

Mullet is coming along fine. Yay!

Still not god. Working on it!

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*bow* Thank you, thank you. ^__^