(no subject)

Worst. Phone call. Ever. I pick up, I do my shpiel, and it's five minutes (and twenty seconds!) later before I can get another word in edgewise. Total call time: 13:51. Usual call time for this problem: around five minutes, provided that the caller can state their problem in five sentences or less, and that they don't feel the need to repeat themselves a gazillion goddamn times.

Brain go "Bzzt*fry*" now.

(no subject)

To: Coworker
From: The girl on your right who's trying to actually do some work around here
Re: Singing et al

Dude,

If you don't STFU right now I will not be held responsible for my actions. I have Doc Marten's and I'm not afraid to use them. Consider yourself warned.

Glaring,
Me