Ahahaha!

Technische , MIJ don't zowaar nood voor vertalen zulks , waar Nederlands zit mijn vaderlands taal , slechts MIJ postuur I'd uitproberen op , uitsluitend voor zien wanneer op werken.

Which is supposed to be:

Technically, I don't really need to translate this, since Dutch is my native language, but I figured I'd try it, just to see if it works.

But is really:

Techical, me don't even emergency to translate such, where Dutch sits my native language, just me posture I'd try out on, just to see when to work.

The correct translation would be:

Technish gezien moet ik dit niet vertalen, aangezien Nederlands mijn moedertaal is, maar ik dacht dat ik het zou proberen, gewoon om te zien of het werkt.

I am a lesbian, really, I am ...

Melle: Dude! I saw a Marc lookalike today!
Fleur: !!!!
Melle: And by "Marc" I mean Delea, not Marcus Flint.
Fleur: All right, I wondered. *g*
Melle: If I'd seen a Marcus lookaline, I'd not be here right now, I'd be too busy having sex.

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The Two Towers Countdown: 10 days
Birthday Countdown: 12 days
Christmas Countdown: 16 days

Dear lumosnox: I would appreciate it if you'd stop eating my brain. Specifically, stop influencing my dreams, bitch. No love, Melle

(So yeah, I had this dream that I was a teacher and my class had the Slytherbrats and the ownedbabygeeks in it. Sodding hell.)

Scene, yesterday, while out shopping with jintro:

Steve: *nudges me, points out LotR movie poster*
Me: *squeal* Hobbits!

Another scene, in an electronics store, proving we really shouldn't be allowed in public:

Me: Steve? Tell me I don't need a CD-writer?
Steve: Tell me I don't need a new video card?

Geeks At Large! And then there wsa this thing in a toy store, a parrot that would repeat whatever you said, and I had to stop myself from making it say "Bole's my daddy!" I, like deepsix, should stop terrorising children.

In other news, the high fantasy bunny is growing. Damn you, armistice!