Steve! Help! Make the Belgians stop being slashy?

I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens. I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens. I will not slash Tom Barman and Stef Kamil Carlens!

Argh!

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Bebisla: *sigh* And really, the whole concert thing just. [Aaron] ate my brain.
femgeek: With some fava beand a nice chianti? <ggt; (Oh, sure, self, get Antony Hopkins involved.)
Bebisla: *laughs* That's just dirty. Hannibal freaks me out, yo.
femgeek: No, see. Picture Aaron doing a Hannibal impression. It's cute.
Bebisla: No. No, that's creepy, because. Yes, creepy.
femgeek: Aaron Carter, apprentice cannibal.
Bebisla: Yes! Because man, Aaron's all fucked up in the head, and if he had Hannibal ideas... You never know.
femgeek: We are so on crack. *giggle* But, yes. That'd be an interesting story premise. How fucked-up can we make Aaron?
Bebisla: *laughs* He sleeps with all of his siblings, his sister's having his baby, and he plans to eat it when it's born.
femgeek: I'm going to post this entire thing in LJ. Because we should not be the only disturbed ones!

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Having a random bout of productiveness. Oi, I say. Shopped enough for two weeks. Winced when the total came to €51.93, but well. I'll not have to buy anything next week, and have enough cat litter a month. (Even though the bag got caught in my wheel and spread all over the sidewalk. Thankfully, a couple of nice kids helped me gather it and put it in some plastic bags.)

( To Do Lists. )

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Where is everybody? Come on, people, I know most of you live in the States, but even there's it's afternoon now. Don't tell me you've all gone and gotten lives! I need some entertainment on my cleaning breaks!

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Is this International Cleaning Day or something? Me, flink, minette, natlet, paranoidschizo, ...