Tell me all the things that I wanna hear!

*dances around like a demented squirrel*

Woooo! I [hart] this song!

Argh!

Have incredible urge to write story about two grungeboys in wuv. Original story ideas still get me by surprise, yo.

Um. Help?

They have names now. (Nick and Sean.) And they're giggling.

And it grows.

They're in a band. Sean's the bassist and Nick's the drummer. They may or may not be mocking the puppies.

Welcome to the wonderful world of my head ...

Ack!

They broke me. Sean just took Nick's head in both hands and kissed him so touroughly Nicky's all woozled. Wargh.

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Why does every muse that gets into my head just have to get drunk? Is it some sort of weird initiation ritual I'm unaware of? Did I miss a memo? Why doesn't anybody ever tell me anything? Huh. I'm talking to you here, Breckin! Get over here and explain this!

(Oh, likkit, I'm actually writing it now. Bitches. Give me a title, and pick a bloody tense, for fuck's sake, or I shall clobber you mightily WITH A STICK!)

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Can one wobbe a beer bottle around?

Well. I say you can. (Actually, Sean says he can. Whatever.)

Dear connection,

Please stop randomly going down. Technology sex is not my thing, and I need to read my email, answer LJ entries, and do research. So please cut it our or i'll send my muses to kick you arse.

Ta,

Me

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Have written approximately 150 words of grungeboyslash. Wooo! Only 100 more and I'll have my daily quota! (I'm starting easy, yo.)

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You're just trying to make me slash Robbie Williams and Mark Owen, aren't you? ^_^

Oi.

I think you're assuming too much intelligence from people at universities.
(M., to me)

Apparently, saying

A proforma proposal form to guide authors preparing project proposal documents is available here. 

(except with the link actually going to said document) is not clear enough for some people. Morons.

Rox is a freak! Read all about it!

IDontLeadTheHams: My message for the day: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or, if you are Tri, How much "wood" could a Wooed Chuck chuck if a Wooed Chuck could chuck "wood"?