Insomnia is a harsh misstress

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So. Um. There I was, re-reading Cleo's Twilight recaps (CRAAAAAACK!) and I had an instance of Fridge Logic that might actually be an instance of Fridge Brilliance, and I am so not linking those because TV Tropes is the reason I'm (still) up at this hour anyway and --

What I was trying to say: Jacob went after Bella because he somehow semi-imprinted on The Egg That Would Some Day Be Renesmee, right? Except surely Nessie is made of both an egg and a sperm, so shouldn't he have also semi-imprinted on Edward? (Or, more hysterically accurately, on his balls?)

... I cannot possibly be the first person who's thought of this, people. Somebody reassure me that I'm not before I start writing fanfic, because that would require me to actually read the damn books, and no.

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Oh, good, that means the vague bunny in my head won't come to fruition. Although really, I would only be wanting to write the Revelation scene, because Edward's face in my head is hilarious. :D

Also! Since you apparently know this shit: is there (lol)fanfic that gives us the resolution to the (psychic) werewolf paternity drama that Smeyers brings up in like several books and then drops like it's hot once Bella gets pregant? Because that sounds kinda entertaining, especially with Edward listening in.

(Jasper: "Hey Edward, what's the latest on All My Werewolves?"
Edward: "I'm not sure what he did, but apparently Potential Babydaddy #2 has been banished from the couch to the bathtub."
Emmmett: "Harsh."
Alice: "Oh, be sure to tune in on Friday, because I psychically sense that shit is going to go down."
Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie: *clear their schedule for Friday*)