Insomnia is a harsh misstress

[bubosquared]

So. Um. There I was, re-reading Cleo's Twilight recaps (CRAAAAAACK!) and I had an instance of Fridge Logic that might actually be an instance of Fridge Brilliance, and I am so not linking those because TV Tropes is the reason I'm (still) up at this hour anyway and --

What I was trying to say: Jacob went after Bella because he somehow semi-imprinted on The Egg That Would Some Day Be Renesmee, right? Except surely Nessie is made of both an egg and a sperm, so shouldn't he have also semi-imprinted on Edward? (Or, more hysterically accurately, on his balls?)

... I cannot possibly be the first person who's thought of this, people. Somebody reassure me that I'm not before I start writing fanfic, because that would require me to actually read the damn books, and no.

Comments

[jaseroque.livejournal.com]

Well, I've certainly heard people bring it up before, but I have pretty much absolutely zero desire to delve into the pit of horror that is Twilight fandom, so I can't reassure you that someone's already done the fic (though I have to say it does seem like an opportunity waiting to happen, though the fandom seems pretty agonizingly fixed on Convenient Cypher Girl/hot annoying dude...)

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Oh god don't read the books that way lies raaaaage and bad writing inflicted pain.

But yeah I'm pretty sure I've heard that mentioned. XD

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

lololol i DEFINITELY thought of that as well! my (mormon, incidentally) friend and i figure jacob didn't imprint on edward because renesme's perfect sperm had not yet been created--because dude's junk is refilling, no? as opposed to the ladies with the set serving options of eggs? XD