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Dear Kellog's Company: These wheat an oatmeal bakes with chocolate chips are both delicious and nutricious enough to help me make it through the first patr of the morning. I love you!

For anyone who's pissed off at South Dakota banning abortions, you will love this:

The President of the Oglala Sioux Tribe on the Pine Ridge Reservation, Cecilia Fire Thunder, was incensed. A former nurse and healthcare giver she was very angry that a state body made up mostly of white males, would make such a stupid law against women.

"To me, it is now a question of sovereignty," she said to me last week. "I will personally establish a Planned Parenthood clinic on my own land which is within the boundaries of the Pine Ridge Reservation where the State of South Dakota has absolutely no jurisdiction."

You can find info on how to donate, either specifically for the clinic or just to the tribe in general, and on how to contact President Fire Thunder, here.

Even the quiz mocks my lack of sex life:

Your results:
You are Derrial Book (Shepherd)

Derrial Book (Shepherd)		65%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)		65%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)		65%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)		55%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)		55%
Jayne Cobb (Mercenary)		50%
Wash (Ship Pilot)		50%
River (Stowaway)		35%
Inara Serra (Companion)		30%
A Reaver (Cannibal)		25%
Alliance		25%

Even though you are holy
you have a mysterious past.
You aren't married.
Have you taken a vow of celibacy?

Click here to take the "Which Serenity character am I?" quiz...

Hrmpf!

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!! Woe! Bite it. Gently.

And, and! He won't hurt his other engine bits! He needs them for Serenity to work, and he luffs Serenity. So he luffs them. See? *logic!*

*resists urge to swoop your icon up and twirl it around* River! Wheee!

And, and! He won't hurt his other engine bits! He needs them for Serenity to work, and he luffs Serenity. So he luffs them. See? *logic!*

Yes! Awww, Mal. He means well, even if Zoe should really whack him with a rolled-up newspaper sometimes.

Zoe is full of sane. I love Zoe.

They shouldput Zoe in charge, honestly. She and Simon are the only ones who've ever had good plans, on that crew. And I'm sure Simon won't mind if Zoe takes over instead of him.

He'd be far too scared to take over from Mal. ^^; I mean, he'd all be like "Not that he's a good captain or anything but he'll kill me."

(*has been making lasagna ! made one all on her own. it is small and demented-looking*)

Hee, yis. Plus, as long as whoever's in charge doesn't keep getting himself and other people shot (*pointed look at Mal*), Simon'd be just as happy staying on Serenity and out of danger himself.

(Eeee! Congrats! Lokos aren't important, how does it taste?)

Exactly. But Zoe would never take over, because Mal is her captain.

(I don't knoooow, they're for the party on Saturday, so we haven't cooked them, just put them in the fridge to taunt me with their cheesy goodness. I'm not even supposed to be eating cheese right now. *misses her cheese whine* But I will on Saturday. Because LASANGA. Food of cheese-obsessed gods.

... but I fear it will not taste all that good, due to the demented.)

This is true, unfortunately. She's a lot better at this planning thing.

No cheese? *shock* You poor thing!

It is MISERY. But the natropath lady said no dairy products grr, so no dairy products it is. Milk I can drink lactose free (bleck, but it's okay) or goat's milk (yaaaaaay, but it's hard to find). Chocolate is right out, but I'm trying not to eat sweet things anyway because MIGOD but I do not have time to be sick right now, and everyone else in my family is. *quakes in terror* But OH GOD CHEESE you never know how much you love it until you can't eat it. *emosob*

I can only imagine. *comfort* Anything I can do/write for you to make it better?

Ooh, fic for not eating cheese. *ponders deeply*

I take requests!

... Sometimes. And I can't guarantee it'll be a) good or b) what you actually asked for (my brain, it makes strange leaps in logic sometimes), but I'll try!

... I just found a whole pile of songs by Hugh Laurie. I'll. Um. Be distracted for a while.