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Jayne has a cunning plan to get Mal laid already, in the hopes that it'll loosen him up a little. Preferable, the other party involved in said getting-laid would be Jayne, but he's not too picky. Simon will do, too, or any random groupie, even.

First of all, unlock this bunny. It should spread like a bunny-disease.

Second. Ahhh, the classic sharing-of-groupies-to-hide-homoerotic-sexual-tension. Sweet. Oldest trick - well, a pretty old trick.

Cat says stuff about how bands start small and then people just seem to join until the band is rather large, which is perfect Serenity history...

First of all, unlock this bunny. It should spread like a bunny-disease.

huh, I hadn't realised this entry was locked. o_O ,em>*fixes*

Ahhh, the classic sharing-of-groupies-to-hide-homoerotic-sexual-tension. Sweet. Oldest trick - well, a pretty old trick.

And clearly, Saffron is one of the groupies--the scary stalker type. Which won't stop Jayne, obviously.

Cat says stuff about how bands start small and then people just seem to join until the band is rather large, which is perfect Serenity history...

Oooh, yes, it starts out with Mal and Zoe, and then they get a drummer, and then the others slowly come in, and it's all good, except most of the band kind of questions Mal's sanity when he gets Inara in on it because she's a bit of a diva, but she can sing, so they'll live with it, and when Simon and River join, Jayne gets cranky because he doesn't get why a rock band would need a sax and a cello anyway, and why is Mal so opposed to going a little pop-ish because "it's not rock" when they have the very un-rock-like sax and cello, dammit?

Nooo, Saffron is not a groupie type. She is The Evil Wife type. The Evil Everyone's-Wife type. Who ends up with the house and half the cars.

Awww on your history. I love it. Maybe Jayne got the Alliance Symphony to try and take the Tams away. My poor baby. My poor, trecherous, unreliable baby.

Now I wonder about history books about Earth That Was music history!

Nooo, Saffron is not a groupie type. She is The Evil Wife type. The Evil Everyone's-Wife type. Who ends up with the house and half the cars.

Oooh, yes, the Evil Ex-Wife who takes Mal to court and completely cleans him out, or maybe does so because she has blackmail material!

Awww on your history. I love it. Maybe Jayne got the Alliance Symphony to try and take the Tams away. My poor baby. My poor, trecherous, unreliable baby.

It's Mal's fault for making him feel unloved!

Saff might be the evil ex wife with the blackmail tapes and the expensive clothes, but if anyone's gonna be called Yoko - and sooner or later, that name will come up for sure - it'll probably be Inara, won't it.

And a big YEAH on Mal's fault - all mean to Jayney just because he doesn't wanna wax. Evil.

...I just now realised what Saffron's blackmail tape has on it. *eyes Mal/Jayne*

Saff might be the evil ex wife with the blackmail tapes and the expensive clothes, but if anyone's gonna be called Yoko - and sooner or later, that name will come up for sure - it'll probably be Inara, won't it.

Yeah, I thought about bringing up yoko, but then i thought, no, Saffron isn't the Yoko, she's Pam Anderson at worst.

...I just now realised what Saffron's blackmail tape has on it. *eyes Mal/Jayne*

Muahahah, yes. "Gimme money or the whole world sees that tape of that threesome you convinced me to have with you and Jayne!" And then Mal has to give in, because boylove isn't very Rock 'n' Roll, you know. (Kaylee: "I beg to differ!")

We like Pam - and we love Saffron :) Inara has more of a Yoko factor in her... in the stereotype, Spike-y way, rather than the way it really was for the actual Yoko.

Btw, I agree with Kaylee. Nothing more rocknroll than boylove. Although in the tape *I* saw, Saff wasn't even a part of the party ;)

Well, she could have been part of the party, and Mal and jayne just had sort of an ... extensive after-party. *cough*

That can very much be a possibility. Now try to imagine that whole exchange between them with Vera, about Saffron, but in *this* 'verse.

!!!

Except Vera is a (bass) guitar, in this 'verse, I would think, no?

An axe, a gun, same dif.

But no, I meant the whole "trading" business. "She has a name!" etc.

...Unrelated, but the sky is a weird beige, and I don't think sky should look like that.

Yis, twould be perfect. I mean, tradign groupies is a time-honoured rock tradition, right? Mal should be all over that!

Beige? That sounds ... worrying

But she's not a groupie, she's a wife... sharing is a lot more complicated in those cases. Although, I mean, he was drunk when they met and married.. probably in some Vegas-type-place gig... "How drunk was I?" -"I dunno, I passed out." I swear to god, when they make money, they should have one of those roadies whose sole purpose in life is to keep the idiots out of trouble.

Beige and getting darker. I'm thinking, storm. Me and my cats are annoyed and restless since morning.

But she's not a groupie, she's a wife... sharing is a lot more complicated in those cases. Although, I mean, he was drunk when they met and married.. probably in some Vegas-type-place gig... "How drunk was I?" -"I dunno, I passed out."

Oh, god, yes,exactly like that! And Jayne was the best man but doesn't remember anything, either. (Except some weird dream about him marrying Mal, but he's not talking about that one.)

I swear to god, when they make money, they should have one of those roadies whose sole purpose in life is to keep the idiots out of trouble.

Nah, that's Simon's job. :D

Maybe afterwards or something Jayne put on the bride outfit. It fits with a theme I had in a recently posted fic ;)

Simon and Zoe's job, probably.

Zoe would giveup after a couple of times, though, on the theory that they have to learn for themselves. Simon, on the other hand, would be fretting about them and giving himself an ulcer.

Poor Simon!

He just needs to relax! *hands him a joint* Here, go smoke this.

That. Is a fic. Waiting to happen.

Well, Joss has apparently said at one point that pot is legal in the FF 'verse, and I'm pretty sure I've read at least one gennish castfic where they all get high. :D

castfic as in rpf?

No,sorry, I meat more like crewfic. Ensemble, rather than centered on a specific character.

Oohh. Makes more sense now. Thanks :)