Hed: STILL PASTEDE ON YAY!

[bubosquared]

That's right, folks, consider this the Official Crystalwank One Year Anniversary Post. Go nuts. Or something.

[ETA] For those of you who want to relive the good old days:

• CrystalWank
• CrystalWank: The Metaquotes

Note: Please use these links with caution, I don't want to crash JF. Again. [/ETA]

Comments

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

YES! And I was there! I got quoted even! (Then I went away after about ten pages because my stamina? She is not so good.) But somebody out there owes me a tube of something, I know it.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Le singeaddams est sur les branches? That doesn't work! Fix your username!

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

Mon dieu! If only I could!

[schtroumph-c.livejournal.com]

Aw, Crystal Wank, the week I left the lurkdom, had a JF account, filked (Alyzée and Britney Spears) for the first time, been metaquoted more than once, my first kill!

It was good.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

We got a lot of lurkers out because of CW. :D

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

And now we are MEN! (So to speak.)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

My penis must have been lost in the mail?

I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

I just heard a joke about penises on the radio. Goes like this...

This man went to the doctor because he had a strange growth coming out of the middle of his forehead. The doctor looks at it and breaks the news that the guy is growing a penis out of his head.

The patient says, "My GOD, can't you cut it off?"

"No," says the doctor, "It's directly attached to your brain. Cutting it off would kill you."

"You mean every time I look in the mirror, I'll see this great schlong?!"

The doctor shook his head. "Nah, you won't see a thing. The balls will be hanging in your eyes."

Re: I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a typical male to me. BWAHAHAHA!

Re: I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...

[kshandra]

For years, I've been fond of the expression "Suck my dick. I'll grow one expressly for the purpose. Right in the middle of my forehead - I'll be a fuckin' UNICORN!"

Oddly enough, I never stopped to consider this side-effect....

Re: I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...

[singeaddams.livejournal.com]

What a fun unicorn that would be!

Re: I'm ill and I have nothing better to do...

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

At last, a logical explanation for that whole unicorn/virgin thing!