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[bubosquared]

Some 1,500+ words of Hooker AU and there's exactly no explicit smut yet. Somehow, I can't be arsed to correct this. *dismissive handwave at the story* Feh. Onwards with the plot, I say. Or what passes for plot. (I'm having to keep a wee calendar to keep track of the story, dammit, it counts as plot!)

Hrm. *pokes the bunny with a stick*

ETA: *stares*
(Jean-Paul: *...stares*
Bobby: "I SWEAR TO GOD I'M WEARING CLOTHES!")

Comments

[austen.livejournal.com]

I LOVE what you sent me so far. It's so great, and it works. I keep imagining Pretty Woman and Bobby in an outfit like the one Julia Roberts wore with the hooker boots.

That's Bobby Drake, Nakedest X-Men in the World.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the brain-shorting mental image, dude. I'll send you more in exchange for the porn, as soon as I've written it!

And he SO is! I bet he gets really embarassed about his old uniform and everything, too. (You know, the panties? Bwahaha!)

[austen.livejournal.com]

Haha, sob, sorry. Have you read the pr0n yet? It took us forever.

Hee, Bobby panties. That's why he elected not to wear them in his next outfit.

[carelessmemory.livejournal.com]

*snorfle!*

I'm guessing he likes the staring though, or he wouldn't be flexing those muscles like that in front of Jean-Paul. :p

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I-- Wow. O_O

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "I SWEAR TO GOD I'M WEARING CLOTHES!"

A bandanna and an armband don't count, Bobby.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bobby: "I hate you all!"

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't hate us 'cause you're naked.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Hate us cause you're beautiful?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Beautiful. Gay. Naked. Something like that.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oooh, ooh, I know this one! It's e) all of the above, right? *beam*

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

Right! *gold star*

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Yay! What can I get for gold stars?

[ruby-fruit.livejournal.com]

...Nothing? Sorry.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Man, what a ripoff. :P

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. that's brilliant. i heart bobby. XD

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

NAKEDEST BOY EVER! So amusing, man. Little exhibitionist. (Oooh, bunny!)