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Prison Whore Names

Can be found here. So.

Sofie Werkers is Slick Dick.
Sofie Katrien Werkers is Sugar Pussy. [So apparently, my middle name makes me wimpish. Hrm.]
Armelle Amaya is Fudge Boy.
Melle Amaya is Fuck Stick.

James Hetfield is Fancy Pants.
James Alan Hetfield is Cum Stain.
Lars Ulrich is Turd Tapper.
Kirk Hammett is Cock Gobler.
Kirk Lee Hammett is Dildo Head.
Jason Newsted is The Necrophiliac. [Ha! Proof that he's screwing Cliff! :D]
Jason Curtis Newsted is Nut Buster. [Look out, James!]
Cliff Burton is Gay Boy. [Simple and to the point, that's our Cliff.]

These things are way too amusing.

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Cliff Lee Burton is Fist Fucker.

Somewhere in the afterlife, a red-haired bassist is grinning like an asshole ...

And then putting his hand into someone's asshole...

These are the kind of things you shouldn't say to me after the 24-hours-mark, you know.

What? It wouldn't be in such bad taste if you'd had more sleep?

No, it would, but at least my brain wouldn't insist on showing me what that looks like visually. Hrm.

And this is a bad thing because?

Because I say so?

Your reasoning does not hold up under logical scrutiny.

Logic shmogic. The muses don't do logic, then why should I?

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Prison Whore Names

You missed one.

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Yeah, it's in bad taste.

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