Sofie 'Melle' Werkers (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bubosquared) wrote2002-11-04 11:58 pm
bubosquared) wrote2002-11-04 11:58 pm
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Melle: Oh, god.
Melle: Just. I just had this vision.
V: ?
Melle: Like, movie four comes out, maybe movie five. And suddenly the tabloids hit gold with the story of Tom and Dan and their Young Gay Love.
V: HAHAHAHAHA
V: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Melle: Except, it's not TRUE, and they're all bitching to each other, and one of them mumbles something about how they're catching heat for this even though they didn't get the actual er. "pleasure".
Melle: And stuff happens.
Melle: <<-- HELLBOUND
V: AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR BRAIN
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: Wow, that's a LOT of exclamation marks.
V: would you like some more?
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: because YES
V: and !!!!!!!!
Melle: **cracks up**
V: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
V: BITCH!
V: THAT IS SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: AND NOW YOU JUST LAUGH!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: I'm SORRY, just. Heee!
Melle: I love them so.
V: ME TOO
V: AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: I NEED TO GO DIE NOW
V: AND THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF HOT SEX THAT NEVER MAKES IT INTO THE TABLOIDS AND MUAHAHAHA
V: theyaresofuckinghot killmenow.
Melle: Um, no? No killing!
V: but. SO HOT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: EXACTLY! Hence, no killing! You need to be around to enjoy it!
Melle: When they eventually come out by HOLDING HANDS on the premiere of the sixth movie.
V: *dies*
V: and randomly, what is WITH all these French philosophers NAMED AFTER WOMEN!?
V: this is obviously what's wrong with the French nation. too many men named Anne.
V: and so ANYWAY, HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: q! Also, huh?
V: um. doing history homework, and they all seem to be named Anne. even though they're men. and I don't KNOW but it's WEIRD
V: but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: WTF? Like WHO? And YES!!!!!!!! HOLDING HANDS!
V: like Anne Robert Jacques Turgot, Baron de l'Aulme.
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: and okay, Marie Jean Antoine Nicolas de Caritat Condorcet
V: I mean WTF!?!
V: but HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
V: cannot get over this
Melle: And Chris and Sean (whom Chris had taken as his Completely Straight Date) just sit and stare.
Melle: And Dan, by this timpe, is in a reballious phase, and HE LIKES OLD SCHOOL PUNK (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and so he shows up in torn jeans and shirt and wearing a collar and nail varnish, and Tom is wearing the same kind of suit as for the CoS premiere, except with PROPER SHOES, and ohgod, I just broke myself.
V: HOLY FUCKING FUCK ON A FUCKING POPTART
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: there are not enough exclamation points in the WORLD
V: am so many kinds of dead right now
Melle: I know.
Melle: And at least you can blame it on me.
V: woot
Melle: And I need to put this in LJ.
Melle: Just. I just had this vision.
V: ?
Melle: Like, movie four comes out, maybe movie five. And suddenly the tabloids hit gold with the story of Tom and Dan and their Young Gay Love.
V: HAHAHAHAHA
V: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Melle: Except, it's not TRUE, and they're all bitching to each other, and one of them mumbles something about how they're catching heat for this even though they didn't get the actual er. "pleasure".
Melle: And stuff happens.
Melle: <<-- HELLBOUND
V: AHHHHHHH I LOVE YOUR BRAIN
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: Wow, that's a LOT of exclamation marks.
V: would you like some more?
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: because YES
V: and !!!!!!!!
Melle: **cracks up**
V: ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
V: BITCH!
V: THAT IS SO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: AND NOW YOU JUST LAUGH!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: I'm SORRY, just. Heee!
Melle: I love them so.
V: ME TOO
V: AND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: I NEED TO GO DIE NOW
V: AND THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF HOT SEX THAT NEVER MAKES IT INTO THE TABLOIDS AND MUAHAHAHA
V: theyaresofuckinghot killmenow.
Melle: Um, no? No killing!
V: but. SO HOT! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: EXACTLY! Hence, no killing! You need to be around to enjoy it!
Melle: When they eventually come out by HOLDING HANDS on the premiere of the sixth movie.
V: *dies*
V: and randomly, what is WITH all these French philosophers NAMED AFTER WOMEN!?
V: this is obviously what's wrong with the French nation. too many men named Anne.
V: and so ANYWAY, HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: q! Also, huh?
V: um. doing history homework, and they all seem to be named Anne. even though they're men. and I don't KNOW but it's WEIRD
V: but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Melle: WTF? Like WHO? And YES!!!!!!!! HOLDING HANDS!
V: like Anne Robert Jacques Turgot, Baron de l'Aulme.
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: and okay, Marie Jean Antoine Nicolas de Caritat Condorcet
V: I mean WTF!?!
V: but HOLDING HANDS!!!!!!!!!!
V: cannot get over this
Melle: And Chris and Sean (whom Chris had taken as his Completely Straight Date) just sit and stare.
Melle: And Dan, by this timpe, is in a reballious phase, and HE LIKES OLD SCHOOL PUNK (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and so he shows up in torn jeans and shirt and wearing a collar and nail varnish, and Tom is wearing the same kind of suit as for the CoS premiere, except with PROPER SHOES, and ohgod, I just broke myself.
V: HOLY FUCKING FUCK ON A FUCKING POPTART
V: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V: there are not enough exclamation points in the WORLD
V: am so many kinds of dead right now
Melle: I know.
Melle: And at least you can blame it on me.
V: woot
Melle: And I need to put this in LJ.