Sofie 'Melle' Werkers (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
bubosquared) wrote2002-10-17 12:36 am
bubosquared) wrote2002-10-17 12:36 am
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Oh, god.
V: *draws woobie little hearts around Putin and Blair, too, just for good measure*
Melle: !!!
Melle: You are a SICK, DISTURBED woman!
V: they're SO FUCKING CUTE!!
Melle: Blair belongs with CLINTON, yo!
V: THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST TOGETHER!
V: THEY ARE MFEO!
Melle: WHAAA?
V: THEY ARE!
V: it was on the BBC.
V: and they have "close personal relations"
V: they are so woog.
V: Putin and Blai-ir sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Putin with the huge nuclear weapons of mass-destruction! awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Melle: q!
V: *pinches their cheeks*
V: whee!
V: but they were walking THROUGH the FOREST!
V: in sweaters and everything!
V: and Putin can be Blair's hot Russian prince!
V: except that Putin isn't hot. um.
Melle: Hot is very subjective.
Melle: I'm sure Blair finds him hot.
V: he probably does.
V: I mean, Putin WAS apparently voted sexiest man in Russia.
V: which is probably the source of that HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DREAM I had
V: they are SO CUTE
V: !!!!
V: Blair probably likes the sullen Russian look.
Melle: He WAS?
V: *dies and dies and dies at their intolerable CUTENESS*
Melle: Dude, what do they put in the vodka over there?
V: potatoes?
Melle: Potatoes make you find Putin hot?
V: no, but they make vodka out of potatoes.
V: vodka = Russia's only exportable resource.
V: ANYWAY, the POINT is that Blair and Putin are MFEO
V: !!!!!!!
Melle: *draws doobie hearts around them*
V: *gives them plants as gifts of warming of house*
V: SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!111111
V: TB <3333333333333333333 VP!!!!!!!1111
V: they are the cutest cute that ever cuted.
Melle: You know? One day, when we're both old women, I'm going to print out this log and show it to you and LAUGH IN YOUR FACE
V: BITCH!
Melle: Hey man, you can get me back about my Marcus/Lee addiction.
V: be thankful you didn't read what I said about Bush and Chretien.
Melle: ... What?
V: who are ALSO SO IN LOVE
V: CHRETIEN INVITED HIM FISHING
V: MFEO!!!!!
V: and yes. this is payback for the Marcus/Lee.
V: their love is so stupid and nonsensical!
V: AWWWWWWW
Melle: WHOSE love is stupid and nonsensical?
V: Bush and Chretien's
V: Chretien doesn't speak either national language, and Bush can almost kill himself on a PRETZEL. they haven't got too many brain cells in that relationship.
V: and yet they're still SO MFEO
Melle: AHAHAHAHAh
Melle: They're like the Quidditch Geeks. only stupider.
V: MUCH stupider.
V: but much more powerful, unfortunately.
V: *gives them stupid little plants*
V: *like cactuses, so they can't possibly kill them*
Melle: Yeah, the geeks, no matter what they may think, don't have the power to unleash the Apocalypse.
V: nah, they really don't.
V: alas!
Melle: And now I'm picturing the geeks telling Bush and Cretin to hide under their desks.
V: hahahahaha!
Melle: Except Bush is too STUPID to even do THAT!
V: but you know, if they did unleash the apocalypse, then at least they would give Blair and Putin the opportunity to ride off into the sunset on the Russian steppes.
V: provided they have sun there, which they may not.
V: Bush would hit his head on the desk on the way under and, like, pass out from the severe pain.
Melle: AHAHAHA!
Melle: Oh, god.
Melle: It just occured to me that bush and blowjobs? Disaster. He'd choke on something a bit more incriminating than a pretzel, then. Maybe THAT's what REALLY happened!
V: and Johnny-boy would have to pull him under his OWN desk and there would be a touching moment while they SHARE CHRETIEN'S DESK
V: AND HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
V: EW NO BLOWJOBS FROM BUSH EVER
V: but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Melle: BAD BUSH! No blowjobs for YOU!
V: unless you're blowing the prime minister, in which case, proceed at will.
V: I mean. um.
V: ew?
Melle: !!!
Melle: You are a SICK, DISTURBED woman!
V: they're SO FUCKING CUTE!!
Melle: Blair belongs with CLINTON, yo!
V: THEY WERE WALKING THROUGH THE FOREST TOGETHER!
V: THEY ARE MFEO!
Melle: WHAAA?
V: THEY ARE!
V: it was on the BBC.
V: and they have "close personal relations"
V: they are so woog.
V: Putin and Blai-ir sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Putin with the huge nuclear weapons of mass-destruction! awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Melle: q!
V: *pinches their cheeks*
V: whee!
V: but they were walking THROUGH the FOREST!
V: in sweaters and everything!
V: and Putin can be Blair's hot Russian prince!
V: except that Putin isn't hot. um.
Melle: Hot is very subjective.
Melle: I'm sure Blair finds him hot.
V: he probably does.
V: I mean, Putin WAS apparently voted sexiest man in Russia.
V: which is probably the source of that HORRIBLE HORRIBLE DREAM I had
V: they are SO CUTE
V: !!!!
V: Blair probably likes the sullen Russian look.
Melle: He WAS?
V: *dies and dies and dies at their intolerable CUTENESS*
Melle: Dude, what do they put in the vodka over there?
V: potatoes?
Melle: Potatoes make you find Putin hot?
V: no, but they make vodka out of potatoes.
V: vodka = Russia's only exportable resource.
V: ANYWAY, the POINT is that Blair and Putin are MFEO
V: !!!!!!!
Melle: *draws doobie hearts around them*
V: *gives them plants as gifts of warming of house*
V: SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!111111
V: TB <3333333333333333333 VP!!!!!!!1111
V: they are the cutest cute that ever cuted.
Melle: You know? One day, when we're both old women, I'm going to print out this log and show it to you and LAUGH IN YOUR FACE
V: BITCH!
Melle: Hey man, you can get me back about my Marcus/Lee addiction.
V: be thankful you didn't read what I said about Bush and Chretien.
Melle: ... What?
V: who are ALSO SO IN LOVE
V: CHRETIEN INVITED HIM FISHING
V: MFEO!!!!!
V: and yes. this is payback for the Marcus/Lee.
V: their love is so stupid and nonsensical!
V: AWWWWWWW
Melle: WHOSE love is stupid and nonsensical?
V: Bush and Chretien's
V: Chretien doesn't speak either national language, and Bush can almost kill himself on a PRETZEL. they haven't got too many brain cells in that relationship.
V: and yet they're still SO MFEO
Melle: AHAHAHAHAh
Melle: They're like the Quidditch Geeks. only stupider.
V: MUCH stupider.
V: but much more powerful, unfortunately.
V: *gives them stupid little plants*
V: *like cactuses, so they can't possibly kill them*
Melle: Yeah, the geeks, no matter what they may think, don't have the power to unleash the Apocalypse.
V: nah, they really don't.
V: alas!
Melle: And now I'm picturing the geeks telling Bush and Cretin to hide under their desks.
V: hahahahaha!
Melle: Except Bush is too STUPID to even do THAT!
V: but you know, if they did unleash the apocalypse, then at least they would give Blair and Putin the opportunity to ride off into the sunset on the Russian steppes.
V: provided they have sun there, which they may not.
V: Bush would hit his head on the desk on the way under and, like, pass out from the severe pain.
Melle: AHAHAHA!
Melle: Oh, god.
Melle: It just occured to me that bush and blowjobs? Disaster. He'd choke on something a bit more incriminating than a pretzel, then. Maybe THAT's what REALLY happened!
V: and Johnny-boy would have to pull him under his OWN desk and there would be a touching moment while they SHARE CHRETIEN'S DESK
V: AND HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
V: EW NO BLOWJOBS FROM BUSH EVER
V: but awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Melle: BAD BUSH! No blowjobs for YOU!
V: unless you're blowing the prime minister, in which case, proceed at will.
V: I mean. um.
V: ew?
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Dude, Blair/Putin 3eva!!!!!111!!!
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I am SO traumatized.
I'm also moving to Antarctica, because I can't deal with my Prime Minister being all hot and bothered over the Shrub.
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