The horror, .... the horror ...

[bubosquared]

V: *gives Marcus a plant*
V: Woo, haven't done that for a while.
Melle: Marcus: "..." *holds plant*
Melle: AHAHAHA! Oh god. The image of Marcus Flint, just STANDING there all confused, HOLDING A PLANT!
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Dude, that is SO CUTE
V: *gives him ANOTHER plant just for the hell of it*
Melle: And that just makes it even FUNNIER because now he doesn't even have a FREE HAND!
V: Awwwwwww
V: A nice potted fern! Just for Marcus!
V: And NOW I just typed "Just monkey Marcus"
V: DON'T go anywhere with that image
Melle: <<-- laughing hysterically
Melle: Marcus: *flings poo*
Melle: And I regretted that the second I hit "send"
V: <<-- dying laughing
Melle: monkey!HP!!! Dude, this could be a WHOLE new subgenre!
Melle: Forget girl!stories.
V: HAHAHAHA!
V: Somehow, in the night, Marcus Flint had turned into a monkey.
V: Meanwhile, elsewhere in the castle, so had Lee Jordan.
Melle: Oh GOD
Melle: STOP
Melle: I DO NOT WANT TO RUN WITH THAT IMAGE!
V: Bwahahahahahahaa
Melle: *runs with cissors instead*
V: Hahaha!
V: "What the hell?" said Marcus, but it came out more like a high-pitched whine-slash-squeak, and he was suddenly overcome with the urge to eat nits.
V: OKAY THE END
Melle: Not in MY head it isn't the end
Melle: In MY head, they're GROOMING on each other
V: HAHAHAHA
V: STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP
Melle: And I think I just permanently RUINED this pairing for myself
Melle: I need to post this in LJ just to share the pain

Comments

[moony]

OH my God.

Hand over the monkey crack, ladies.

[mops up Coke spewed over nits comment]

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Monkeys? What monkeys? There ain't nobody here but us chickens.

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

Dude, if you're brain wasn't, y'know, all locked up in your head and stuff, I would so like to hug it right now. Cause the shit it comes up with...er, no monkey poo pun intended.

Actually, maybe its a good thing its in your skull. Wouldn't want to get brain goo all over my shirt while hugging.

Question tho, would monkey!Lee have dreadlocks?

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

He would, but Melle threatened me with bodily harm if I told her about monkey!Lee's dreads, so I didn't.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

But it's GOOD crack!

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

Hee. I'm having this horrible, horrible urge to draw monkey!Marcus and Lee. You people should thank your lucky stars I have no scanner.

[kitsune13.livejournal.com]

MONKEYS!

[kitsune13.livejournal.com]

dude, all the Weasleys would be orangutans.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

*thanks lucky stars, moons, and assorted planets*

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Oh, BITCH! I was threatening bodily harm if you DIDN'T because my BRAIN was coming up with all these IMAGES and you STILL REFUSED!

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

That is for V to know and for me to try not to imagine.

[someidiothasice.livejournal.com]

...

wow. you two frighten me more than i scare myself.

this conversation made me laugh too fucking hard. could just be the weed, though. yet still.

wow.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

though I could see Fred and George as those monkeys with the colourful butts, too.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

We make me laugh pretty hard, too. I blame V.

[moony]

This sounds like the late-night, after-hours adult Care of Magical Creatures class.

[shudders]

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

q!