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[bubosquared]

dreds4prez = me; oli_keeper_wood = Fleur

dreds4prez: Dear Der: I don't know if you've noticed this, but your fellow Beater is fucking LICKABLE. So get to it, dammit. Love, Melle.
oli_keeper_wood: I don't think Der has noticed. Shame, that. Bole's been puppydogging after him for years.
dreds4prez: That is SO cute!
dreds4prez: And Der is really thick, isn't he?
oli_keeper_wood: Yes. *kicks Der in the ankle*
dreds4prez: Der: Ow!
oli_keeper_wood: Der! Who the fuck's your Daddy?!
dreds4prez: Der: "... Um?"
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "My sons and daughters? Smack Der. Now."
dreds4prez: Melle&Fleur: **smack**
oli_keeper_wood: That's right.
dreds4prez: Der: "Ow! okay. Um. Bole's my ... I can't do this. Bole, you're a freak."
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "I am?" *wibbles*
dreds4prez: (I'm picturing Big Bad Dole, in Potions class, drawing RD and TB with harts around it. Socute!)
dreds4prez: Der: "Yes. You are."
oli_keeper_wood: (Socute! He so would, too, and he'd be wibbling and looking at the back of Der's face, and someone would ask him what it was and he'd just tip his cauldron on him.)
dreds4prez: (The BACK of Der's FACE?)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Dole = Bole. Am the typo queen. Shut up. :p

And sadly, I'm not the leader of the Belgian Mafia, I am the Belgian Mafia.

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

Shut up. :p

::Sobs:: I don't know how!

And I knew it was a typo. Just the idea of HP!Bob Dole is an extremely amusing one.

Ah right, I forgot about that. Y'know, for a country that was once a colonial power, you'd think you'd at least have a mafia with more than one person. But I guess you'll just have to show up on my doorstep and kill me yourself. You have my adress.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! We were a colonial power because our king was given Congo and then made it public property.

*snicker* Colonial power. (I am, however, quite impressed that you know this. :)

[punkrawkpyro.livejournal.com]

Well, the only reason I actually remembered this was that when we were studying the Age of Imperalism in Africa, and I saw that Belgium had land there, I went "Hey! Dude! Belgium! Melle lives there!"

...And then one of my friends mentioned something about Belgium and waffles and I tried not to snicker.

...So yeah, the point of all this was supposed to be hurrah for ninth grade global studies. But we all know Kristine turns everything into a ramble. ::Eyeroll::

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heee! I'm v. impressed noetheless. :D