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[bubosquared]

dreds4prez = me; oli_keeper_wood = Fleur

dreds4prez: Dear Der: I don't know if you've noticed this, but your fellow Beater is fucking LICKABLE. So get to it, dammit. Love, Melle.
oli_keeper_wood: I don't think Der has noticed. Shame, that. Bole's been puppydogging after him for years.
dreds4prez: That is SO cute!
dreds4prez: And Der is really thick, isn't he?
oli_keeper_wood: Yes. *kicks Der in the ankle*
dreds4prez: Der: Ow!
oli_keeper_wood: Der! Who the fuck's your Daddy?!
dreds4prez: Der: "... Um?"
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "My sons and daughters? Smack Der. Now."
dreds4prez: Melle&Fleur: **smack**
oli_keeper_wood: That's right.
dreds4prez: Der: "Ow! okay. Um. Bole's my ... I can't do this. Bole, you're a freak."
oli_keeper_wood: Bole: "I am?" *wibbles*
dreds4prez: (I'm picturing Big Bad Dole, in Potions class, drawing RD and TB with harts around it. Socute!)
dreds4prez: Der: "Yes. You are."
oli_keeper_wood: (Socute! He so would, too, and he'd be wibbling and looking at the back of Der's face, and someone would ask him what it was and he'd just tip his cauldron on him.)
dreds4prez: (The BACK of Der's FACE?)

Comments

[stoptocheer.livejournal.com]

It's NOT FUNNY! *kills self*

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

But it IS! Melle was c&p'ing to me and I just started laughing hysterically and I still haven't stopped.

And man, my icon cracks me up next to yours. Like I wasn't laughing hard enough already.