"I would also like to say that the phrase 'tight as a hobbit' should NEVER, EVER be used in a sex sc

[bubosquared]

Yes.

And now I want to write post-battle adrenaline-driven Legolas/Gimli. Mmm.

Comments

re: Yes

[sunshinegirl.livejournal.com]

No.

*sob*

I like that story, damnit! It's one of my favorites ever. And I will defend it to the death.

*is terribly worried that one of her own stories is next on their hit list*

Snarky, mean reviews are all very well, when they don't affect you. Get one directed at *your* story, or a story you love, and it hurts.

The whole "bonding-through-anal-sex" in that story was very much a reference to the Elvish idea of marriage as only occuring through "bodily union." Methinks the reviewer missed that point.

*is suddenly feeling very inferior, fictionally*

If they can review Pythoness with words like that, I tremble to think what is in store for me.