This is not the krenuffle you're looking for.

[bubosquared]

You know what? I don't care anymore. If pepole judge stories before they're even written, purely bsaed on the fandom and/or pairing, well fuck 'em. Whatever.

Comments

[rsadelle]

To continue with your analogy, no one's saying you have to eat celery. You can eat or not eat whatever you want. But don't go about telling people that they shouldn't cook celery.

It's really hard to have a serious fandom discussion when your analogy is celery. Celery is just a funny food.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

no one was telling you that you shouldn't write it. jesus, some fans are touchy.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And don't assume that just because a chef choses to cook something with celery, it's automatically going to suck.

And yeah, it is. Not in the least because for some reason I remember once reading a story in which celery was involve in a sex scene.

[rsadelle]

It's just, celery. It's such a funny word. Try saying it out loud. You can't do it without wanting to laugh.

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

But if every experience you've had with celery-based dishes has been that they *did* suck, how is that such an unreasonable assumption?

And when did I say nobody should ever cook with celery?

And if I did, who the hell cares? What am I, chairman of the Celery Eradication Gestapo, that everyone should take my culinary edicts as gospel?

If you know what I mean...

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

You didn't. Nobody accused *you* of anything.

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

Okay. I just figured since I was one of the participants in the exchange referred to in Ruth's "Fuck you" post, that I was included. Never mind, then...

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I think what Ruth was referring to in her fuck you post was the implication that because most H/D is mushy and OOC, that means hers will be too, and that all H/D slashers are trying to "justify" Draco or whatever.

(I should probably just lte the whole kernuffle die a quiet death, shouldn't I? Never know when to keep my mouth shut.)

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

No, it's good that you cleared that up. I'm still not seeing where anybody said her story in particular was doomed to suck, though.

[rsadelle]

And even more than that, the implication is that I'm a silly, stupid little girl for even wanting to write H/D.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Indeed. And (for me at least) the superior attitude and implication Ruth was childish and whatever for her f*ck-you entry.

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

I think I may have to appoint myself Chairman of the Celery Eradication Gestapo anyway, though, just 'cos I hate the fucking stuff.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

And it's a cool title to have. ^____^

... I like celery. *ducks, runs*

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you like celery, you just knock yourself out with a big ol' Celery Smorgasbord if that's what turns your crank *g*

I think I have some weird genetic anomaly that makes celery taste really awful, like PTC-tasting only with some other chemical. Most people say it has no taste at all, but to me it's really bitter and nasty.

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

PTC tasting?

I like celery becasue it has a strong taste. I hardly smell anything, see, which impairs my ability to taste. So I like strong tastes like bitter coffee and really sweet chocolate milk and stuff.

But hey, most people don't think mlik hsa much taste and it's foul to me, so I know what you mean.

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

There's this chemical called PTC that some people can taste and some can't. The ability to taste it is a Mendelian trait, so we did little experiments with it in my Anthro class a couple semesters ago. They said that Brussels sprouts contain something similar, so PTC-tasters are more likely not to eat them, and thus avoid getting some other chemical that causes goiter. </useless factoid>

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

Oh, and does regular milk taste nasty to you, or just skim milk? Because I find skim completely undrinkable, but whole milk is yummy (and chock-full of fat, but oh well...)

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[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

All of it. I've tried regular, skimmed, half-n-half, everything. I like yoghurt, or chocolate milk, but normal milk is foul.

Go fig. :)

[arkane156.livejournal.com]

You know, when people decode exactly what it is that makes different foods palatable or not to different people, I bet there's going to be a goldmine to be had in diet aids. Imagine, you could just take a pill and suddenly high-fat, high-cholesterol foods wouldn't taste good anymore, and carrots would taste like sheer heaven.

Damn, Larry Ellison's right, I should have gone into biotech...