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IF I EVER FIND OUT WHO THE FUCK JUST CALLED ME AWAKE AT SIX FUCKING AM I WILL FUCKING EAT THEIR GODDAMNED FACE AND SET THE REST ON FIRE!!!!

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So ruby_fruit demanded I do this, and I am nothing if not obedient. :D

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So.

Ted: *goes on Bogus Journey with Bill*
Tommy Lee: *goes to college*
Melle: *ded from cute*
Tommy Lee: *also sounds eerily like a grown-up Ted*
Melle: "Dude!"
Tommy Lee's Chem tutor: "Bla bla bla exetera bla bla bla."
Melle: "... Dude?"

This Play In One Act brought to you by Testosterone Sunday, apparently. (Next up: xXx!)

[ETA] I swear to god, my brain won't even let me misspell things on purpose![ETA]

An open letter to Pullo and Vorenius:

OMG you kiiiiids!

Kiss and make up already and have sex before I implode with UST!

Teetering on the egde of implodey death,
Melle