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Dear Eminem: Please stop making me cry? Wah, Melle.

Dear Self: Stop watching the Like Toy Soldiers video before you become even more of a slobbering mess, dammit. Love, you.

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Dear sinuses,

Dudes, do you think you could stop it now? It's been two days, and my head still feels like my brain's been replaced by cotton balls. Stop it, I say!

In need of a nap,
Melle