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WTFeth

This got to be the strangest e-mail I've ever received:

From: <crackpot>
Sent: 22 July 2004 14:49
To: <english CS @ large software company>
Subject: phone bill

i would like a refund of £20.03 which has been added to my
phone bill for a call to 09096-<snip>.this was for a product
that has not been wanted or used

Yeah. And I'd like a pony. Anyone else want to ask for something, since apparently we're now Santa Claus--with psychic powers, even, because we're supposed to figure out what exactly he wants and why and where to send this hypothetical money.

Dude.

Aaaaand it's this week's Heat starring: David Beckham's Crotch!

Seriously, there's an item on his and his family's vacation in France with a (blurry) shot of him in underwear, and then there's a whole "quiz" involving matching crotch shots to faces, which he's also in. o_O