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Dear Donal Rumsfelfd,

Bite me.

Sincerely,
Proud To Be Belgian

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Noel Gallagher just called his brother a bitch on UK-wide TV. What he meant, of course, was "my bitch".

.... It's nearly 3AM, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

Edit: ... Okay, then. He actually did just call Liam "my bitch". Woa.

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*hisses at the TV*

Dear Woman Whose Name I Do Not Know,

Bisexuality is not the same as promiscuity!

Sincerely,
Moi

Edit: OH MY GOD NOT THE GAY CONSPIRACY THING AGAIN!

Edit 2: Oh, man, Alexandra Colen. I should've known!