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So they get out of Moria, except for Gandalf, who says something about going to the bathroom, and never comes back.

Aragorn: I guess I'll have to lead you then.

Legolas: Lead on. I'll just stay right behind you, here.

In the next ten minutes, the graceful Elf trips over his own feet sixteen times. He won't tell anyone else why.

Best. LotR fanfic parody. Ever!

In other news, I'm still smitten with my desktop. Oh, Becks, Owen. *sighs*</i

Hee!

Steve (coworker, not jintro): *looks at my desktop wallpaper, which just so happens to be the collage of Becks/Owen pics* "Is that the England football team?"
Me: *grin* "Yeah."
Steve: "Like Beckham and Owen, do you?"
Me: *grins wider* "Yeah."
Steve: *walking away* "I don't know ..."
Me: *giggles insanely*