Clothes watch

Back to trousers. The skirt will return, but not shortly, as my mother insisted she get to wash it. *snarl* Evil Mother. Oh and, I am bvearing black socks. That will make no sense to anyone but Steve, but there you go. You can stop with the hypnotising any time now, oh Aevil One.

Fuckers

Have updated this.

Kwoots.

All of them Steve's:

I want to fondle myself because I am so pretty.

I need to think about other things. I think.

Clear your mind of all naughty thoughts. silence Well, not all naughty thoughts, but ...

You are a vicious person.

So stare at Bono. He's not a person, he's a god. A sex god.

I'm your bitch.

People only like me because of my quotes.

Coworkers rock

One of mine has just let me borrow her copy of Quidditch through the ages and Magical beasts. C., you rock!

More quotes

Too mature for young children? To Hades with the young children! Let them get their own books to read, I say. Leave Harry Potter to the grown-ups.
(Anakerie; draconian)

Of course, the most likely explanation is that JKR just didnt think about it, but personally I reject all explanations that might indicate that the HP books are works of fiction.
(Joywitch M. Curmudgeon; HPforGrownups)

Wargl!

Had a long, in-depth feedback to Ruth's AU snippet all typed out, try to add my sig and WHAM! Netscape crashes. Eeeeeevil hotmail.

So, um ...

I just found this marble-motif pen that was most likely left behind by a visitor, and while I was chekcing things with people, I just checked if maybe it wasn't theirs, and R. said:

Are you accusing me of having a pen like this?

and I nearly burst into giggles. Dear lord.

O Canada!

Today, Nette [LJ - webisite] is getting sworn in as a Canadian. Conga-rats, you, you deserved it.