Dear muses,

[bubosquared]

I love you lot. You know I do. I don't mind you wandrering around my head being loud and obnoxious and mixing in ways you should never, ever be mixed. Just. Do me some favours, yeah?

Firstly, if you're gonna be having weird, random conversations, could you not tell me about them unless they have some sort of story-like context? Things like this:

Em: "James, man, she's right. You really shouldn't be allowed to dress yourself."
James: "What's it to you, runt?"
Em: "I'm just saying, yo."

are not really of any use at all.

Secondly, I don't mind you singing, not even when you insist on doing it badly (yeah, I'm looking at you here, Lars) or singing the same song over and over and over again, but do it one at a time, please? One Wild Night and Wild Honey do not mix, okay Jon and Bono? And neither do you two, btw.

Man. Muses. I'm telling you.

Comments

[meacoustic.livejournal.com]

Nah, Jon/Bono is nothin'. Especially when you have BonoMuse eyeing the NSync boys and trying to figure out which one (Lance) he wants (Lance) to fuck (Lance).

*kicks Bono* Get away from Lance. Now. Before JC goes all ballistic on you.

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Maybe JC'd give Bono a taste of his own medicine and put the moves on Edge? :D

[fayemeadows.livejournal.com]

That would be hot but kinda freaky since Edge and JC are the same person. :)

I'm working on Bono/JC. Heh. Rawr.