I can has shower, pls?

[bubosquared]

My life feels all disorganised and argh. This is, I suspect, in large part because my flat is an unholy mess. I’ve been meaning to clean this weekend, but when I switched on the boiler yesterday, it quickly became apparent that there was something wrong. Normally, even in the coldest dead of winter, it takes an hour, max, to heat the water up to near-boiling. This time? Not so much. Three hours later, it was still tepid at best — warm enough that I can tell it’s doing something, too cold to take a shower with or do the dishes. And so i should call my landlady, except I need to clean first, before she comes out, because I can’t let her see the flat like this. O HELLO CATCH-22! *headdesk*

(Okay, I’ve been clearing up at least, and dusting and stuff, and will do the dishes by boiling water in the kettle, but it’s gonna take a while, and I’ve not been able to take a shower in two days now. I normally shower twice a day, so now I feel icky like whoa.)

In happier news, Gerard Way needs to be my secret gay boyfriend. (Starting at the 0:57 mark.) No, seriously. (Around the 1:50 mark especially.)

Crossposted from Sleepless in Scotland. Comment here or there.

Comments

[dantesvendetta.livejournal.com]

Y'know you coulda said that you wanted a shower and come used ours!

I really don't think Simon would mind naked lesbians in the shower (See icon!)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

Heeee! I'll be fine, I've just been washing at the sink. Just, COLD! And bleh. :(

[dantesvendetta.livejournal.com]

Just let us know if you need to.

I even have Lush stuff :)

[bracknellexile.livejournal.com]

*wonders if there's any way to agree with Mags and invite you to use our shower if you need it, without sounding like a dirty old man* :P

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I'm afraid you'll just have to give in and accept that you are, in fact, a dirty old man. :D

[bracknellexile.livejournal.com]

But I just had a shower! Clean old man at least.

[wibbble]

Oh, hey, did you get my messages re: CV?

If you fire it off to my work address I'll show it to the boss. :o)

[bubosquared.livejournal.com]

I did, it should be in your work inbox when you go in tomorrow. :) And thanks again!

[wibbble]

Cool, I'll take a peek at it now, then.

*goes to active work account on home computer*