bubosquared | (no subject)

A conversation:

Melle: *calls salesrep* Hi, It's Sofie from the call centre. You left a message on the voicemail this morning?
Salesrep: That's right, Sofie. Sofie, I need [blahblahblah], can you do that for me, Sofie?
Melle: *already twitching slightly* Sure, can do! Could you tell me [information]?
Salesrep: I'm in the car, Sofie, so I can't get that information, but [information I can also use, though it's a lot harder to search using this].
Melle: Okay, I'll arrange for that.
Salesrep: Thanks, Sofie.
Melle: No problem, have a nice day!
Salesrep: You too, Sofie!

Note: This is a simplified version of this conversation, and for full effect try hearing the salesrep's end of the conversation as read by Zaphod Breeblebox, Infomercial Presenter.

[Poll #734429]

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Egads, in RL they would probably unnerve you with firm handshakes and rehearsed making-eye-contact skills as well.

"If I agree that you have superior people skills and your human resources management course really paid off, will you cut it out already?"

Oh, god. Thanks for putting the silver lining on that cloud--i.e. that at least I don't have to put up with that.

Hee hee, oh the temptation to actually say that ...